"so i was sitting outside starbucks, catching part of the alito hearings on the radio. i saw a guy in a cool car pull into the parking lot. couldn't quite tell what it was, and he parked behind a truck, so i had to crane my neck around to see. the guy went inside, but he looked kinda nervous - he didn't even notice the hot chick next to him in line! i'd been watching her for a while, let me tell you. anyway, the hearing adjourned, so i turned off the radio and decided i was gonna get her phone number. before i could get to the door, mr nervous walked out, and that's when it got WEIRD.
he started looking at me real funny, and stuck his hand under his sweat shirt. then he asked me what i wanted, but i didn't want to get involved with some whacko - i just wanted to talk to the girl, you know? so i kept walking towards the door. then he got REAL crazy, started yelling at me to stop, and he pulled a darn gun! the girl was good looking, but man, she wasn't worth getting shot, so i ran like you wouldn't believe.
yeah, i know i shoulda called the cops, but i figured right now, he doesn't know who i am. if i get the cops involved, he will - and he might come after me. dude creeped me out, i don't want to see him again."
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