Oh my wife thinks I’m nuts too! You should have seen her reaction when she found the skinned out rattlesnake in a ziplock bag in the fridge! That was a few years ago and she still brings it up hahahah As for the “ tastes like” analogy, how else would one convey the flavor of a meat without comparing it to a commonly known flavor. That yote backstrap did taste just like pork. I believe you could give that to someone and they wouldn’t know the difference ( don’t do that folks nobody likes to be tricked and it’s just not funny). I’d also prefer the real thing so to speak and stock my freezer with pork not coyote steaks. I don’t have any desire to eat it again but now I know.