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[Standing Wolf]

Agent Schmuckatelli just had a heart attack.

 

[Tharg]

SWF - in search of a REAL man.... (girly men need not apply)

or...

Lets play partners... i have an extra gun!

or...

(rofl) sorry for this one....

Sheesh - why did this guy have me holding these two rifles for this picture... i feel so ... butch...

(rofl)

 

[telewinz]

"When a dating service just won't do"

 

[gotbass]

Yes sir, that's my baby!

or

When a poodle gun just won't do.

 

[entropy]

"You want what when? "

"When you care enough to carry the very best."

To the tune of "these are a few of my favorite things:
" White a-line tank tops and evil black rifles ; Girls with these on them should not be trifled; with, cause either the M16 or .308 ; could bring an early end to your date; When the bolt barks, when the '16 stings, then your date's gone bad; do yourself a favor, and treat her right, neighbor, and she won't blow off your nads!"
( With apologies to Julie Andrews! )

 

[Marko Kloos]

I've always liked the bumpersticker that goes

"It's Hard To Beat A Well-Armed Woman."

 

[BryanP]

those are some nice guns, Man!"

Guns? What gu... by golly you're right. There ARE guns in that picture. It took me a moment to notice.

 

[Brian Williams]

[whiny voice]Daddy, Buy these for me, Pleeeeaaaaassssssse!!!!!!![/whiny voice] You could substitute Jon, her new husband, for Daddy now

 

[Roc_Kor]

"When it comes to rapists, I use protection."

Or something like that. I bet Oleg will have a field day with this pic and all the suggestions we're tossin.

 

[Gus's guy]

field day

yeah, im sure he will...and hun...when you get this...i wanted the big black one, you can have the smaller one...


hmm, matching AKs, woohoo

as for quote, when it doesnt fit in your purse carry over the shoulder...

 

[middy]

"For the last time, put the toilet seat down when you're finished!"

 

[twoblink]

Pest Control? What did you say you had under your house?

 

[GUNSMOKE45441]

''Honey they're on the sidewalk w/more WATCHTOWERS"

 

[Web]

"I know it's a picnic but I just feel...undressed without these."

 

[telewinz]

Ok, Ok! The camo canopy over our bunk beds does give "that added touch"!

OR

He stayed WHERE last night!

 

[calvinike]

"Fix My Teeth Now!!

 

[Freedomv]

Honey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Lock the door and don't forget the ammo.

 

[Okiecruffler]

"Men, some women need them, to some they are just accessories."

Still the prettiest Gus I've ever seen.

 

[BigG]

"Accessorize your outfit for Spring..."