Concealed carry at nudist camp

[SkunkApe]

My wife and I have taken the plunge and are planning to spend a full week at Forest Hills Nudist Resort this summer. We've been to nudist camps twice before, but never overnight. Since these previous trips were to beaches, my concealed carry technique for those situations was to keep my Makarov in a Ziploc bag inside our cooler. This summer's trip, however will include volleyball, pot-luck dinners, and dances. My cooler can't be within arm's reach in those situations. I need some advice. I've become so used to my CCW, I can't imagine being unarmed. Here are my options, as I see them:

1) Go unarmed, because nudists are generally real nice folks.

2) Carry around a leather satchel or man-purse. With a shoulder strap, of course.

3) This one's kind of hard to explain. My wife and I are into a rather unusual type of entertainment, and I've discovered that normal duct tape adheres very well to human skin. You should also know that I'm quite overweight, bordering on obese. In a flash of revelation one fine morning, I realized that one of the advantages of being rotund is that I'm able to conceal a NAA mini-revolver between the two largest rolls of my belly. A bit of duct tape holds it in place. Its completely invisible when I'm standing or sitting upright. It does show a bit when I recline or lie down, however.


Other than those three choices, I'm stumped. Any suggestions?

 

[blades67]

I think your third option is a bit unorthodox, and it shows creative thinking. However, my concern would be that the duct tape could cause the revolver to bind due to residue from the tape. Overall I think your second option would be the most discrete.

 

[BerettaNut92]

File the frontsight off that mousegun and....

Skunkabilly "NO RELATION"

 

[jsalcedo]

Wow.


Would there be a threat from other possibly armed nudists?

Would you be at a controlled access vacation facility?

I guess my only real fear would come from tying my shoes.


My advice is take the makarov in the cooler and go have fun with
the nudists, duct tape, and watch out for the hot brass.

 

[WebHobbit]

I'm speechless.

I vote option 1#.

 

[cool45auto]

#1

 

[Ewok_Guy]

A fanny pack 'ought to look stylish.

 

[CWL]

If nude volleyball is going to break into gunplay, perhaps you should find a safer place to drop trou.

How about hanging a derringer off of some body piercings?

 

[coonan357]

no comment .......

 

[Bulldozer]

This CAN'T be real.

OK, is it real?

I think the NAA is very inventive. One of the pros of being surrounded by nude folks is that CCW will be a real interesting affair. Would a fanny pack be an option or would that draw scrutiny? Mak in the icebox might work too.

Every time I think I've seen it all,....

 

[Preacherman]

The right to keep and BARE arms???

 

[bigjim]

EASY!!

I wonder if someone could make you a rectal Holster. Your wife has even more options.

The big question becomes Kydex or leather? I am thinking due to the moist Anaerobic enviroments we are talking about perhaps you might want to go kydex. Shark Skin or osterich would be very bad.

If you manage to figure this out you will be redefineing modern pistol craft. I bet Gunsite might be interested in teaching a course. "the modern Butt Holster technique"

 

[bigjim]

Question?

Spare mag!!! Where are you going to carry your spare mag!!!!!


OMG...... A folder......Weapon light...
pepper spray......

Dude its gonna get crowded....

 

[Justin]

Ok.
This thread will remain open for the time being, but I can easily see it going the wrong way reaaaaaal quick. As long as it stays on track (how do you carry concealed in the buff) it will stay open.

Don't touch the jokes, no matter how tempting.

I can't believe I just typed 'how do you carry concealed in the buff...'

 

[MikeK]

I vote for number 1.

Justin - PLEASE keep this thread open. I truly enjoy THR and most of the threads, but this one certainly is unique and a keeper. This is the best read I've had all day.

Skunk - let us know what you decide. Probably can't post pics.

 

[OF]

Skunkabilly "NO RELATION"

LMAO!

I'm sorry, SkunkApe. It's just that this isn't something you hear everyday, now is it.

If this is serious...I'd go with the 'fanny' pack. Which could mean more than one thing, given the circumstances. I mean the little purses with the zipper.

Or you could always go with the NEF Handi-Rifle in .300 Mag in a small briefcase.

- Gabe

 

[Dizos]

I would recommend one of those Stinger pen 22's.

-- Dizos

 

[Byron Quick]

And I thought I was unusual because I buy swim trunks with a button pocket. Carry my P-32 in a vacuum sealed plastic bag while swimming or at the beach.

 

[Harold Mayo]

I really wish that I hadn't decided to read this thread...

Reminder to self: Schedule therapy session IMMEDIATELY.

These words will haunt me always:

In a flash of revelation one fine morning, I realized that one of the advantages of being rotund is that I'm able to conceal a NAA mini-revolver between the two largest rolls of my belly.

 

[Arkady]

If you can't carry, neither can anyone else.... i don't guess you know any martial arts?

 

[Mastrogiacomo]

Christ help me, I can visualize this... I'd go with option one too. You said they're nice folks and I'm sure if someone were armed -- you'd see it from a mile away. How am I going to get to sleep now with this picture in my head?

 

[MJRW]

Are you still wearing shoes doing this? Could those shoes be boots with a NAA mini stuck in there?

 

[bigjim]

Sorry about my post.

Deleted....was to funny to post here...

 

[dev_null]

"This is my rifle,
this is my gun..."



-0-

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

 

[Darrin]

I vote #1. Come on, yer nekkid!

How about hanging a derringer off of some body piercings?

*Thinks to self, "Quick release nipple derringer. I'm seeing a titanium 2 shot .22 mag with matching speedloader earrings.... Yes, this will sell. I will be rich."*