Could you even carry all this stuff?

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A few things...

  • What's up with the idea of showing it all off on youtube?
  • He really needs to think about carrying another knife.
  • Which one of these items is his first line of defense?
  • At 5:30 into the video, his ego shines bright!
  • What are the chances that he's never spent a dime on actual training?
 
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haha I stumbled across this guy's vids a few months ago. Still not entirely sure if he's serious.
 
I have a nickel for anyone who can come up with a sequence of events that results in half of this gear getting utilized...

1. Nuclear war crashes civilization.

2. He gets jacked for his camel drawn wagon by a guy flying a gyrocopter.

3. After walking to Barter Town he has to impress that he's "got skillz."

4. Use aforementioned items for an epic weapons check scene.

Mall ninja then dies for the lack of a fly swatter dagger at his assassin audition.
 
I just noticed he has no shuriken. How is anyone supposed to survive through the day (or a trip to Walmart) without some shuriken??!?!?! He is also lacking a grappling hook. What if he has to scale a building???! I seriously hope he hasn't convinced himself that he has enough stuff on him because he's missing some crucial items.
 
Also lacking the "Special boots" that allow him to walk up walls .. but yeah .. there is being equipped, and then there is overladen
 
I carry two knives. And I think that is excessive....

I carry two because one is cheap and aus8, the other is expensive and 154cm. So hard and soft use.
 
Wonder if he uses "tactical brown" underwear. It's an essential accessory for any real operator. :p
 
I can't believe he'd carry a GLOCK 23 around all day ON HIS ANKLE of all places haha. I carry one on my hip all day, but unless you're wearing bell bottoms I would imagine there would be some major printing pulling off ankle carry with a compact GLOCK
 
I'm wondering what people would make of my everyday carry. Only one handgun, but lots of other stuff. Fact is I use a lot of it. Even my benchmade tactical pen saw some active duty over the weekend. My canopener fell apart on me, and I had to get some cans of coconut milk open ASAP. I just punched holes around the top and voila.
 
Haha. Dude filters his comments. He won't post anything that's not along the lines of "dude, you're my hero", "wow, I wish I could be like you", "That's so awesome that you're a one-man army", etc, etc. I bet 49 of 50 comments submitted get round filed. This guy is on such an ego trip it's scary. I wonder if he realizes he's the laughing stock of groups who actually know a thing or two about carry and defense.
 
Cosmoline, I think you are smart. I too carry a P38, it comes in really handy a lot of times (and for a great deal more than just opening cans) when nothing else is handy. I don't even think about it, it resides on my keychain, and if it gets broken a new one (at great expense...about a quarter :p) will soon follow.

:)
 
I'm pretty sure this is a joke guys.:rolleyes:

If you still think he's serious check out the video of the "ninja AK" complete with attached shuriken.
 
Way too funny!

I get ribbed because I have a Leatherman Supertool, a Buck assisted opening folder and my handy-dandy USGI stainless steel 4 blade pocket knife.

The 4 blader serves as my go-to for jobs that do not require the Leatherman (like opening a food can) and the Buck is strictly a SD.
 
Guy on another forum I frequent... his EDC dwarfs this.
More firepower, more reloads, etc... however he also carries some serious first aid and survival gear.
Yea, dude here sounds like some ego tripping wack job... but honestly I dont see anything wrong with carrying as much as you realisticly can.
I have been known to leave the house with 2 1911s, shoulder and strong side, and a snubby in my pocket... with reloads.
If I dont tell you, you wont know I am carrying.I usually have 3+ knives on me also.
Work knives, multiblade folder utility, longer blade lock back defensive knife, cable splicers snips...
Its all in personal choice.
Im not going to laugh at anyone carrying a 5 shot pocket gun, maybe you shouldnt laugh at someone carrying what they can.
Laugh at this guy tho... he sounds like a joke :D


Jim
 
I have to wonder what laws of physics/math were broken in the making of this gun. He says that it is made 100% of polymer, and 100% of titanium. I may not have my Ph.D. in math, but I am fairly sure that something cannot be made 200%!

Just my .22 cents worth.
 
I could just imagine a conversation with this clown
me: nice club
clown: it's not a club it's a tactical impact device
me: oh...so what do you use it for?
clown: mostly clubbing people
 
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