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the perfume sniffing machine and software that sniffed out a particular scent days after the murder... IN A BATHROOM a day or so after the event!
riiiiiiiiiight....
I pretty much blew the show off as Bovine Excrement after that.
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The problem with shows like this is that it creates the "O. J. Effect" for evidence.

WE all know it's a TV show, but there are some folks that believe wrestling is real and THEY'RE the ones who end up on juries wanting to know why the crime scene folks didn't collect DNA evidence from the purse snatching.
 
Prolly

works like thermos bottles, they keep hot things hot and cold things cold, and nobody knows how they can tell the difference.
 
Xtreme thermos bullets? LOL

Of course, once these special bullets become common knowledge, all the BG's will circumvent them by soft wet electric blankets on their body armor! They'll never penetrate that:neener:
 
works like thermos bottles, they keep hot things hot and cold things cold, and nobody knows how they can tell the difference.
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"Whatcha got in the Thermos there Bubba?"

"Two cups of coffee and a glass of iced tea!"
 
gotta love hollywood not, on david carusos charecter oddities,
head tilt, thinks it makes him look BADA$$. the lilting speech and simple vocabulary? well thats a result of low IQ and he thinks its bada$$.

on them magic bulets, if they so poorly constructed that hitting a person with a normal body temp of 98 degrees makes them fragment, the heat generated at firing would turn your rifle into a shotgun.
 
I caught a minute of this whole they were explainig the science of these bullets. 30 seconds of gobbleygook speak, I couldn't take it anymore and changed the channel.
 
next you'll tell me there's no Santa Claus?

what...??? no santa claus...??? please don't tell me there's no tooth fairy...
No magic bullets??? What's this world coming to?
 
im making a movie with a friend about horatio caine getting kicked out for his stupid one liners and not knowing anything, he has been in the lab 2 times!!!! once to investigate a bomb that killed his mentor, and once to get some dna.

the plot is horatio and officer deegle chase mr. hacksaw......ill post a link

one episode had calleigh saying since it was a .357 it was either s&w ruger or taurus. not to mention countless other brands, plus rifles and desert eagles
 
I've said it before...

The only fiction I watch on TV (which I rarely watch to begin with) is The Shield, now being followed closely by Sons of Anarchy (gun-running vigilante bikers... it's awesome)
 
david carusos charecter oddities, head tilt, thinks it makes him look BADA$$. the lilting speech and simple vocabulary?
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I think [dramatic pause] Horatio [ditto] went to the [trippo] William [emphasis] SHATNER [quadro pause] acting school for his [pause...] speech technique.

And the Elizabeth Taylor academy for sunglass management for his glasses use.

So, to keep this gun-related, what would you call H's shooting stance? Limp-necked Weaver with a gangstah flair?

If it weren't for the very real damage it would do downrange, it would be funny to see one of these actors get a pistol that's loaded with full-power ammo and see what happens when they squeeze the trigger.

Q
 
for some reason I got hooked on flashpoint. its sort of a modern day swat, but less real.

its so far removed from reality i sometimes want to throw stuff at the tv. maybe that is why i watch it.

stargate atlantis is closer to reality.
 
What, ya'll didn't like the CSI episode where they said the Ruger 10/22 was chambered in .223 Rem?

Or the episode with the meat bullets?

No StarWars IS real...it just happened a long time ago in a Galaxy far far away!
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The best of Starwars anything is the Family Guy spoof.
 
Ahh, good ol' blended metal technology bullets. Looks like they managed to fool at least one script writer with 'em finally.
 
don't forget the CSI miami episode with the "death talon" bullets (I guess Black Talon didn't sound evil enough for them) and on another one I remember hearing one of them say "brass jacketed golden talons" or something like that, referring to golden sabers.
 
just a cheap TV can't believe a thing is says.
remember; never believe anything you
hear and only half of what you see!
 
just a cheap TV can't believe a thing is says.
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Huh? Posting in English gets one's message across much better ...

Why obsess about gross inaccuracies and horrendous writing in television series? CSI Miami, after all, would have one believe that, (1) ALL firearms are registered in Florida, and (2) Miami-Dade PD CSIs can take one fired bullet from any legally owned firearm (that's never been used in a crime), match it to a specific gun AND bring up a photo and address on the gun's owner on the lab's cool computer monitor ...

Write the network and tell 'em the show's writing stinks; perhaps someone will pay attention. It worked before when hundreds of military folks e-mailed, wrote and called CBS in an effort to get the show JAG written with more accuracy and attention to detail on Navy and Marine Corps issues.
 
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