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Darwin awards

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by tomkatz, Jan 8, 2003.

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  1. tomkatz

    tomkatz Member

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    > Subject: Darwin Awards
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    > When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim
    during
    > a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did
    > something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and
    > tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

    why can't all the badguys be idiots?....tom
     
  2. Bruz

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    Sometimes all you can do is grin. :D
     
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    And another.......

    San Jose Mercury News

    An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.

    Commentary: Perhaps if the late lamented had found out
    how to use a shotgun he might just be another nitwit convicted of criminal vandalism.

    Today's Hint: Neither Shotguns nor Rifles are properly utilized as a club! Even if you're a cowboy, a revolver is not a hammer. (Or, put another way, what is the correlation between a fence post and one's private parts?)

    Someone stop me!!! I'm on a roll!!!!!
     
  5. sasnofear

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    heh, idiots, gotta luv em. darwin ROCKS
     
  6. Dave P

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    To sorta quote the inimitable Mad Dog: "You, quick! Out of the gene pool!"
     
  7. 4v50 Gary

    4v50 Gary Moderator Staff Member

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    Now that's a good use of a gun. Good guys 2. Bad guys 0:

    Rehabilitation through reincarnation.
     
  8. 50 Shooter

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    Seeing how I work for the Railroad, my favorite are RR X-ing's. Case in point, guy that drove around the gates in Burbank on Monday and got hit by Metrolink.

    They did a study on the average wait time for Metrolink at a crossing, it was 45 seconds! I guess he life wasn't worth waiting for 45 seconds.
     
  9. Deadman

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    ' would be robber James Elliot did
    > something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and
    > tried the trigger again. This time it worked. '

    [​IMG]
     
  10. m.i.sanders

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    :D ROTFLMAO
     
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    [​IMG]

    Let's hear it for the guys who save us the cost of locking them up.
     
  12. Redlg155

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    Sometimes I wonder about these idiots. At least they are good enough to remove themselves from the gene pool.

    Folks remind me of a story a C.O. once told me. He was called into jury duty and during selection they found out he was a C.O., so the lawyer asked him. "Tell me, what do you see when you look at my client?".

    "Job Security!" he answered. :D

    Needless to say he was dismissed from jury duty.


    Good SHooting
    Red
     
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    "Stupid is as stupid does."
     
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