Darwin awards

[tomkatz]

> Subject: Darwin Awards
>
> When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim
during
> a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did
> something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and
> tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

why can't all the badguys be idiots?....tom

 

[Bruz]

 

[4570Rick]

Sometimes all you can do is grin.

 

[Archie]

And another.......

San Jose Mercury News

An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.

Commentary: Perhaps if the late lamented had found out
how to use a shotgun he might just be another nitwit convicted of criminal vandalism.

Today's Hint: Neither Shotguns nor Rifles are properly utilized as a club! Even if you're a cowboy, a revolver is not a hammer. (Or, put another way, what is the correlation between a fence post and one's private parts?)

Someone stop me!!! I'm on a roll!!!!!

 

[sasnofear]

heh, idiots, gotta luv em. darwin ROCKS

 

[Dave P]

To sorta quote the inimitable Mad Dog: "You, quick! Out of the gene pool!"

 

[4v50 Gary]

Now that's a good use of a gun. Good guys 2. Bad guys 0:

Rehabilitation through reincarnation.

 

[50 Shooter]

Seeing how I work for the Railroad, my favorite are RR X-ing's. Case in point, guy that drove around the gates in Burbank on Monday and got hit by Metrolink.

They did a study on the average wait time for Metrolink at a crossing, it was 45 seconds! I guess he life wasn't worth waiting for 45 seconds.

 

[Deadman]

' would be robber James Elliot did
> something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and
> tried the trigger again. This time it worked. '

 

[m.i.sanders]

ROTFLMAO

 

[Butch]

Let's hear it for the guys who save us the cost of locking them up.

 

[Redlg155]

Sometimes I wonder about these idiots. At least they are good enough to remove themselves from the gene pool.

Folks remind me of a story a C.O. once told me. He was called into jury duty and during selection they found out he was a C.O., so the lawyer asked him. "Tell me, what do you see when you look at my client?".

"Job Security!" he answered.

Needless to say he was dismissed from jury duty.


Good SHooting
Red

 

[GhostShooter]

 

[BamBam-31]

"Stupid is as stupid does."