"Do you have firearms in the vehicle?"

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To get back on topic, can we reach a consensus on how to politely tell an officer to mind his own business?
No sir, nothing illegal.

Completely true, and easier to remember than Hawkeye's formulation. Now, it doesn't necessarily answer their question " Do you have any weapons in your vehicle?" But it's a simple statement of fact, and no problem to repeat even if upset by a traffic stop.

No, sir, nothing illegal. :)
 
i answer them, followed by "no you can't play with them unless you want to arrest me"

they just tell me to either leave them where they are, or if it's on me they usually don't bother. once though he just took the holster out and put it on the hood. fine with me. checked me up and gave it back. then he wrote me up for whatever nonsense i was pulled over (failure to signal or something). :scrutiny:
 
Sorry Creeping, but Honest Citizens do NOT lie...

Lying Citizens are not honest...

You can not have it both ways, no matter how much you try to rationalize it...
OK, Mr. TC-TX, I got one more question for you and them I am outa here. This is your chance to compare the man hole covers like you want and really show us how the rubber meets the road.

So, pleasantly plump TX state trooper babe walks up to your car from the port quarter, hand above the grip of her piece, you with your hands on the wheel, and she says, "Does this uniform make me look fat?"

Don't lie. What do you tell her?

Bye. ;)
 
Hah! Good one. I told my wife The Truth once concerning this subject and The Truth did indeed set me free. I was free to sleep on the couch, cook my own dinners, spend money on Hustlers...:uhoh:

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