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Sungun09

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While visting my local jail I noticed a flyer tacked up on a bulletin board warning the officers of a "new" gun that is disguised like a garage door opener and fires .32s

the funny part to me is they said it is highly accurate out to 100 yards, and has a max range of 800 yards. Yes it was listed as a .32
 
Ya gotta be kiddin...

I know that some acadamies are still telling their FNGs to watch out when they pull over Bikers, because many of us have rigged up a 12 gauge SG shell in our handlebars, just below a mirror, that we can touch off and as a result grease an officer walking up behind us.
MAN! I wish they'd stop that. Whenever I ride outside of my home state, I'm nervous as hell whenever I get pulled over.
Biker
 
Sungun09 said:
While visting my local jail I noticed a flyer tacked up on a bulletin board warning the officers of a "new" gun that is disguised like a garage door opener and fires .32s

the funny part to me is they said it is highly accurate out to 100 yards, and has a max range of 800 yards. Yes it was listed as a .32

Wow, that must be some set up. I think it would out perform any .32 I have ever owned.:rolleyes:
 
Biker said:
because many of us have rigged up a 12 gauge SG shell in our handlebars, just below a mirror, that we can touch off and as a result grease an officer walking up behind us.

Has there ever been a documented case of this actually being done (outside of maybe the movies) or is this another urban legend?
 
Car Knocker said:
Has there ever been a documented case of this actually being done (outside of maybe the movies) or is this another urban legend?
Man, I've had brews with just about every 1%er club you ever heard of, and this is a subject sure to get a moby belly laugh out of even the most hard-core scooter tramp you could imagine.
I know of a few guys who etched crosshairs on their mirrors just for giggles after hearing about this.
Not something I'd do, but hey...
Biker

:)
 
ok, I have to admit: after an experience during my first week on two wheels, I was VERY tempted to rig single-shot .44 mag aimed backwards on my scoot. Never did it, but I've been tempted...

I'm trying to think about how you'ld handle th recoil of a 12ga in the handlebars, and just don't think it would be possible...

Biker: if you get pulled over, swing your wheel to the right. Might set them more at ease...
 
Well Hunter Rose, I have a mirror on both sides, making my setup 'double-barreled bars'. :cool:

Thanks to my ape-hangers, I'm ready for any 8' tall State Troopers that come along.:neener:
Biker
 
If you don't like tailgaters, hit a used camera store (or ebay), and buy a BIG manual "potato masher" flash unit.

You can probably guess the rest. Have your eyes closed when you hit the button, and be prepared to goose and scoot if he's still on the road.
 
Biker said:
Ya gotta be kiddin...

I know that some acadamies are still telling their FNGs to watch out when they pull over Bikers, because many of us have rigged up a 12 gauge SG shell in our handlebars, just below a mirror, that we can touch off and as a result grease an officer walking up behind us.
MAN! I wish they'd stop that. Whenever I ride outside of my home state, I'm nervous as hell whenever I get pulled over.
Biker
There is a book that details weapons such as these, can't remember the title. It also says you guys like to sew fish hooks into the outside seams of your jeans so someone getting grabbed or frisked will be injured by them! Also details a knife blade brazed to the bottom of the gas tank cap then screwed in like normal so it is concealed but available. The 12 gauge is also shown as being rigged to a car door too.
 
Biker said:
Ya gotta be kiddin...

I know that some acadamies are still telling their FNGs to watch out when they pull over Bikers, because many of us have rigged up a 12 gauge SG shell in our handlebars, just below a mirror, that we can touch off and as a result grease an officer walking up behind us.
MAN! I wish they'd stop that. Whenever I ride outside of my home state, I'm nervous as hell whenever I get pulled over.
Biker

Personally, I don't keep a shotgun shell rigged in my handlebars, but being in Bayou Country and eating as much red beans and rice as I do, I hope they don't find out where I keep my "deadly gas dispenser". :D
 
Moonclip said:
There is a book that details weapons such as these, can't remember the title. It also says you guys like to sew fish hooks into the outside seams of your jeans so someone getting grabbed or frisked will be injured by them! Also details a knife blade brazed to the bottom of the gas tank cap then screwed in like normal so it is concealed but available. The 12 gauge is also shown as being rigged to a car door too.
The fish hooks are nothing but practical. One time, my 1949 Harley broke down by a mountain stream, miles away from civilization. If it wasn't for the hidden fish hooks in my jeans and the strings salvaged from my wife's clandestine supply of Tampons, the strings (which can also be used as a garrote) of which we tied together to make fishing line, we would have starved to death. Luckily, we were able to catch enough fish with our makeshift fishing rig to survive.
If not for my hidden-under-the-gascap knife which aided in cleaning the fish and the tactical shot glasses kept in my saddlebags which I used in conjunction with the noon-time sun to start a fire, we would've had to have eaten the trout like cold, scaley corn on the cob.
As an added bonus, a few weeks into the ordeal, one morning while we were hanging our stream-washed clothes on my handlebars to dry, a moose wandered into the crosshairs of my mirror and I was able to dispatch him with a single load of 00 buck from my cop-killing double barreled 12 gauge bars.
All in all, a testament to the survival-minded Biker.




:)
Biker
 
Hidden weapons

there is a current security warning concerning a .22lr firing mobile phone lookalike being sold out of eastern Europe. looks normal but fires 2x .22 lr rounds.Also a 32acp is dangerous if not very accurate at quite long range the problem with it is that is normally fired in very small firarms by rather undertrained people.also remember the .22lr penguns that are specifically banned in many US jurisdictions.
 
Biker

You're my hero.

Please send blueprints for the shotgun rigging.
I've got my own fishhooks...:D
 
>Errr...... Couldn't you avoid that by riding at or below the speed limit?<

Not necessarily. You'ld be supprised the number of officers that assume somebody on two wheels is a law-breaker, and will look for an excuse to stop 'em. ESPECIALLY if the person is from out-of-state...
 
Biker said:
Well Hunter Rose, I have a mirror on both sides, making my setup 'double-barreled bars'. :cool:

Thanks to my ape-hangers, I'm ready for any 8' tall State Troopers that come along.:neener:
Biker

Or their helicopters.... :evil:
 
Hunter Rose said:
>Errr...... Couldn't you avoid that by riding at or below the speed limit?<

Not necessarily. You'ld be supprised the number of officers that assume somebody on two wheels is a law-breaker, and will look for an excuse to stop 'em. ESPECIALLY if the person is from out-of-state...
Out here ('specially at night) if you're driving legally, they'll tailgate you 'til you speed up. Then zap - it's ticket time.:mad:

Seen it a few times - haven't had it done to me 'cause there's a few towns I stay out of certain times of day/night...

P.
 
FRIENDLY said:
there is a current security warning concerning a .22lr firing mobile phone lookalike being sold out of eastern Europe. looks normal but fires 2x .22 lr rounds.

I got to see one of those phones last year. They are kind of neat, but they certainly weren't accurate for more then 2-4 feet, and it was a pain in the butt to get the second shot to fire.The safest place to stand was where the person was aiming at kinda thing. The one I saw wasnt built very well at all, I was worried the thing was going to blow itself to peices durring the demonstration.


Biker- You got the schematics for the hidden muffler dual 1.75 rocket launcher you can install on the 78 Honda CX 500? I had it somewhere but think I left it in my pants when they went into the washing machince.
 
Peet said:
Out here ('specially at night) if you're driving legally, they'll tailgate you 'til you speed up. Then zap - it's ticket time.:mad:

Seen it a few times - haven't had it done to me 'cause there's a few towns I stay out of certain times of day/night...

P.

Heck, I got pulled over once because I moved to the right to let the guy tailgating me pass...
It was late night and I was in a car, not a motorcycle.

But then, I refused to speed up.
 
gods, I KNOW I've told this story before...

>Out here ('specially at night) if you're driving legally, they'll tailgate you 'til you speed up. Then zap - it's ticket time.<

I've only had this tried on me once. Was on my way back from a gun show (working the WCCA table), wife was asleep in the back seat, around 11pm. We had JUST dropped a friend off, and pulled on to the main highway. Now, it's winter, so the roads aren't the greatest, but I'm doing the speed limit...

This car pulls in behind us as we get on the main highway, and rides RIGHT up our tail: I mean riding so close, I couldn't see his headllights in my rearview. I start paying more attention to him, and go slightly over the white line (like a couple inches). Immediately, the lights go on. Conversation after I hand him my license went something like this:

me: "What's the problem officer?"
Officer Drivestooclose: "Well, you kinda went over the line a bit. Where you headed?"
M: "Home"
OD:"Been drinking?"
m:"Nope"
OD:"Tired?"
M:"Nope"
OD:"On any medications?"
M:"Nope"
OD:"Then why did you go over the line back there?"
M (deadpan):"I was paying too much attention to the a&%*&e who was trying to ride up my tailpipe"
OD:" Here's your license back, have a nice night"

I think he figured out that giving me ANY kind of ticket would result in his being asked why he was following that close on winter roads. He should consider himself lucky: I was driving my old man's truck. Had I been in MY truck, I would've seen a deer alongside the road, and had to stop suddenly... :evil:
 
I have worked in prison for over 4 years - never heard the 800 yard .32 before. I have seen some amazing weapons, and yes, one of them was a knife blade in a Harely dipstick, real weapon. Weird place to hide it....
Anyone so stupid to publish a .32 being deadly accurate to 800 yards in the Dept I work in, would be immediately called on it by me. There are a few Admin who don't like me due to things like that....
 
Wow!
I must have one of those guns to add to my collection!:D
Wonder which cell block I have to go to in order to find one of them.:eek:
 
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