(1) A Cody Thunderbird .22 revolver that fired about every eighth time. ('60s)
(2) Like new Colt Python that spit lead, and after a piece hit me in the forehead it went back to the repair facility where it stayed for a year. When I got it back, it hit me in the forehead again, only this time the lead broke my skin. ('70s)
(3) New Ruger Standard that was a jam-o-matic. ('70s)
(4) Some cheap German single action revolver in .44 magnum that also spit lead so bad it bound the cylinder up completely after about 3 shots. ('80s) (Although that one was a gift from a well meaning friend who didn't know any better.)
(4) New Browning Buckmark that couldn't hit the broadside of a barn. ('80s)
(5) New Smith & Wesson Model 48 that wouldn't extract shells after 12 or so rounds. It got sent back to the repair facility and got stolen in transit.

('80s)
(6) New Springfield Armory "Linkless .40" 1911 that had a small but discernible gouge in the bore, which I didn't notice in the shop because the lighting was crappy. ('90s)
(7) Swedish Lahti Model 1940 9mm pistol that had a hairline crack in the locking block housing portion of the upper receiver. Same store as #6. ('90s)
And the latest:
(8) Italian Glisenti Model 1910 9mm pistol advertised by a seller on Gunbroker as "95%, with mint bore, all original." Gun was reblued over old light pitting, grips were repros and bore had light frosting. Seller refused to accept returns. Got really nasty negative feedback from me. ('07) (Anyone who would like the guy's name and GB handle, just PM me.)
On the whole, though, 8 guns in 47 years ain't too bad.
