Favorite Gun Quotes From Movies

Creativity

From "Silverado", Mal (Danny Glover):

"I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead."

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Direct

From "Sudden Impact", Callahan (Clint Eastwood):

"Go ahead. Make my day."

 

Little Bill Daggett: Well, you sir, are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he was goin' to decorate his saloon with my friend.

"Unforgiven"

 

Tombstone: Doc Holliday to Johnny Tyler: "Why Johnny Tyler! Where you goin' with that shotgun?"

 

"We need bigger guns... Big, big f---ing guns!" -- SPLIT SECOND

"He was looking for a Hawken gun, .50 caliber or better. He settled for a .30, but damn, it was a genuine Hawken, and you couldn't go no better." -- JEREMIAH JOHNSON

Colour Sgt. Bourne: "Sir, sentries report the Zulus have gone. All of them. It's a miracle."
Lt. Chard: "If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer-Henry point-four-five caliber miracle."
Sgt. Bourne: "And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind it." -- ZULU

And many, many more...

 

"You gonna jerk those smoke wagons, or are you gonna whistle Dixie?"
Outlaw Josey Wales.

 

"...maybe you won't even twitch" -- Sonny Crocket from Miami Vice, Season I, Episode: "The Glades", when he shoots a guy that's holding a gun to a lil girl's head.

 

And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off.

John Wayne - Big Jake

 

Another from Tombstone, with Val Kilmer (should have gotten a Best Supporting Actor win for that role) as Doc Holliday, to Michael Biehn's Johnny Reno "I'm your Huckleberry." I don't know what it's supposed to mean, but it sure pissed him off.

An alternative is "A man has to know his limitations." from one of Eastwood's movies (a Dirty Harry I think).

BTW, "Unforgiven" is chock full of good lines.

Matt

 

Yes! one of my favorite obscure TV quotes! (prior to that the BG says something like "If I even twitch the girls dead!")

 

Quote "No....it isn't virgins...it's Virginians....and now you are about to meet them...click.."

From The Day They Bagged Osama (....not yet filmed...)

 

"Fill your hands you son of a bitch!"
John Wayne

 

Ok

"So I bet you're thinking - did he fire 5 or did he fire 6? Truth is, with all the excitement I can't remember myself. So, ya feeling lucky punk?"

--Clint Eastwood (Sudden Impact - I think )

"You're one UGLY MotherF-----"

--Arnold Schwarzenegger (Predator)

 

"Any man don't wanna get killed better step'on out the back".
Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven.

"That's right. I've killed women and children. And now I've come to kill you little Bill".
Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven.

“It’s an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools”.
Joe Piscapo, Johnny Dangerously

“I'll be takin' these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got”.
Nicholas Cage, Raising Arizona

 

Should that happen, gentlemen, then I can promise you a day of reckoning that you will not live long enough to never forget.

- James Caan, Way of The Gun

 

"Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell... but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you" - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Firefly" episode Our Mrs. Reynolds

 

"When you have to shoot, Shoot! Don't talk." -- Tuco from The Good the Bad and the Ugly


We Were Soldiers:
Moore: Round trip by chopper's thirty minutes. That means the first sixty men on the ground wil be there a half hour alone. Son of a bitch. Think maybe you oughtta get yourself that M-16.
Plumley: Time comes I need one, sir, there'll be plenty of 'em lying on the ground.

 

"Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."

--R. Lee Ermey, Full Metal Jacket

He has so many great lines in this movie.

 

"You see this? THIS... is my BOOM STICK!"

"Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun."

Bruce Cambell, Army of Darkness

 

"I can't believe that just f***in' happened!"
"Is it dead?"
--Murphy and Rocco after Rocco NDs directly into a sleeping cat who instantly becomes a large blood stain on the wall, and after everyone falls all over the room in a panic and checks themselves for bullet holes. The Boondock Saints

 

[Q] From Cristlyn Randazzo: “What is the origin of the expression ‘I’ll be your Huckleberry’? What exactly does it mean?”

[A] What it means is easy enough. To be one’s huckleberry—usually as the phrase I’m your huckleberry—is to be just the right person for a given job, or a willing executor of some commission. Where it comes from needs a bit more explaining.

or

The term "Huckleberry" can be a slang synonym for a rube or an amateur.


QUOTE:
Another from Tombstone, with Val Kilmer (should have gotten a Best Supporting Actor win for that role) as Doc Holliday, to Michael Biehn's Johnny Reno "I'm your Huckleberry." I don't know what it's supposed to mean, but it sure pissed him off.
An alternative is "A man has to know his limitations." from one of Eastwood's movies (a Dirty Harry I think).

BTW, "Unforgiven" is chock full of good lines.

Matt

 

Another from Unforgiven:

Fatty: Jesus, Clyde, you got three pistols and only one arm for Christ sake.

Clyde: I just don't wanna get killed for lack of shootin' back.

 

from 'The Tin Star'

Henry Fonda "You're wearing your guns too high."
Anthony Perkins "Sheriff Parker wore his guns this way!"
Fonda "Parker's dead."

 

another one from sudden impact

"well we're not just gunna let you walk outa here"
"whos we sucker?"
"Smith and wesson and me"

 

"No no SIR, it wasn't quite so handsome. We didn't carry military manuals around with us, we were out on the Veldt fighting the Boer the way he fought us. I will tell you what rule we applied sir. We applied Rule 303. We caught them and shot them under Rule 303!"


Breaker Morant

One of the better movies you might not have heard of.

And it was/is based upon actual events that happened back in the Boer War.

D

 

Not really a movie quote:

"The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. 'Make it evil,' he'd been told. 'Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with." - The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy