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Favorite Gun Quotes From Movies

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by kengrubb, Aug 3, 2006.

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  1. gulogulo1970

    gulogulo1970 Member

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    Good, Bad...I'm the one with the gun.

    Ash from Army of Darkness.
     
  2. statelineblues

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    From the John Wayne classic "EL DORADO":

    John Wayne "Did you get him?"

    James Caan "Who?"

    John Wayne "The fella that came this way!"

    James Caan "Well, sorta..."

    John Wayne "Did you or didn't you?!"

    James Caan "I hit the sign, and the sign hit him."

    John Wayne "Oh, great..."

    James Caan "He was limpin' when he left!"

    John Wayne "He was limpin' when he got here!"

    (Another movie chock full of great lines!)
     
  3. Aggie's Revenge

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    "I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks." Phil Hartman as Jack Handy SNL
     
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    "Not Bad"
    "Whaddaya mean not bad? You would have to strain the remains to find the fingerprints!"
    "Well this is the 44 magnum automag and it fires a 300 grain cartridge. And if used properly it will remove the fingerprints."


    Sudden Impact
     
  5. Aggie's Revenge

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    Marlboro: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet.
    Harley Davidson: Well how many'd I hit?
    Marlboro: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a god***n thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.

    Don Johnson in Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man.
     
  6. Christianninja

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    Same as in my signature, but it still rocks:

    "People shouldnt be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." -V from V For Vendetta.

    I second "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." from Army of Darkness. I could easily list five other quotes from that movie.
     
  7. just one question

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    What is wrong with you people? Nothing from "lord of war"! it was full of em'. ;) (my favorite movie btw)


    I don't want to post them because I don't remember exact quotes, I will find some.


    (this was fast sorry for any grammar mistakes!)
     
  8. JFrame

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    statelineblues,

    I agree about EL DORADO being chock full of great lines. Here's another of my favorites:

    Nelse McLeod (Christopher George): "There's only three men I know with his kind of speed. One's dead. The other's me. And the third is Cole Thornton."
    Cole (John Wayne): "There's a fourth."
    McLeod: "Which one are you?"
    Cole: "I'm Thornton."

    No one could deliver matter-of-factness like the Duke! :)
     
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    " You see mates, the problem as I see it is that my gun has Desert Eagle .50 cal written on the side and your gun has replica on it." This is pretty close to a quote from "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" which by definition has MANY funny gun references.
     
  10. Stauble

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    +100;)
     
  11. wingnutx

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    "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!...You have the same right as anyone else to live and try to kill people." - Mal Reynold, Firefly
     
  12. Dave Workman

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    From "The Far Country"

    James Stewart: "That's not why I shot him."

    Ruth Roman: "Then why did you?"

    James Stewart: "Because he shot at me."

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    From "Wyatt Earp"

    Kevin Costner (as Earp): "Mr. Clemmens, your men respect you and I'm sure you've earned it. But if you don't cooperate, I'm gonna open you up right now with this shotgun so wide your men will see what you had for breakfast."


    ...and later

    Dennis Quaid (as Doc Holliday): "Well, my mother always said never put off till tomorrow those you can kill today."
     
  13. The Guy

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    "Some men were born in the wrong century. I think I was born on the wrong continent. Oh, by the way, your fired." (Alan Rickman)

    "This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hicock." (Tom Selleck)

    BANG BANG BANG!!!

    "Said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use one." (Tom Selleck)

    Quigley Down Under

    Oh, if you never saw it, he is talking about a pistol. Now go to your local video store and rent it you noob!:D
     
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    Ness: How do you do it then?

    Malone: You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?

    -- The Untouchables
     
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    "If it gets to where I need one, there'll be plenty lying around."

    - Sgt Maj Plumley, asked if he is going to be taking an M-16 into battle, in We Were Soldiers.
     
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    [referring to the Hat Creek Cattle Company sign]
    Woodrow Call: ...and if that ain't bad enough you got all them Greek words on there, too.
    Gus McCrae: I told you, Woodrow, a long time ago it ain't Greek, it's Latin.
    Woodrow Call: Well what does it say in Latin?
    [Gus blusters some gibberish]
    Woodrow Call: For all you know it invites people to rob us.
    Gus McCrae: Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life.
    from Lonesome Dove

    Agent Thompson: You.
    Agent Smith: Yes, me.
    [turns Thompson into another Smith]
    Agent Smith: Me... me... me...
    Agent Smith Clone: Me too.

    The Matrix, reloaded
     
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    Let's see... there was this movie once where the cop was asking this punk "Do you feel lucky?...."
     
  18. Stauffenberg

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    "We are not the same. I'm an American. You're a sick a**hole."

    - Falling Down

    Only a "gun quote" because of the sheer number of times I've had to inform a neo-Nazi/white supremacist/Christian Identity follower on the internet that our shared affinity for the Second Amendment doesn't mean I want to kill the jews.
     
  19. The_Future

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    This is my rifle, This is my gun

    This is for fighting, this is for fun

    jodie from Full Metal Jacket
     
  20. Emeses

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    Dirty Harry 1971

    (Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man)
    Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
    The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
    Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
    (walks out of the room)
    The Mayor: He's got a point.
     
  21. White Horseradish

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    Roddy Piper in "They Live":
    "I have come to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum. " [racks shotgun]

    Lord of War:
    "There is one gun for every 10 people on this planet. Question is, how do we arm the other 9?"
     
  22. Norman Conquest

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    hombre

    In "Hombre",Paul Newman gut shoots the bandito who says,"Hey Hombre,you shot a hole in me,you pretty good shot,no?" To which Newman replies,"Well,I would've killed ya but I think ya moved".
     
  23. Norman Conquest

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    The Shootist

    In the beginning,when John Wayne is riding through the snow + is accosted by the half ass highwayman.As he reaches for his wallet he says,"Easy with that cannon,mister,I ASSURE you,I'm unarmed".Then gut shoots him.
     
  24. tmackay3302

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    Tommy Lee Jones: "Get rid of that nickle plated sissy-pistol and get yourself a Glock."

    Silverado:
    Jake: "All I did was kiss a girl!
    Emmett: They got you in jail for that?
    Jake: Yeah, I kissed a girl, and this other fella didn't like it, so we had some words, and then I just walked out of there. You know me, Emmett, I don't want no trouble. So, I go outside, and this fellow tries to shoot me in the back.
    Emmett: You had to kill him?
    Jake: No, no, I winged him. And he dropped his gun.
    Emmett: They got you in jail for winging a guy?
    Jake: Well... no, not exactly. Because, see, then his friend opened up on me.
    Emmett: What friend is that?
    Jake: The one with the shotgun.
    Sheriff Langston: The DEAD one."
     
  25. steveracer

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    From the film Miami Vice.

    "Do you believe me, sport?"
    Those of you who have seen this film know I'm referring to the single best tenth of a second in the film.
     
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