Favorite Gun Quotes From Movies

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My favorite comes from "Battle Of The Buldge"
The scene is in Bastone.
The Germans are shelling...machine guns are rattling and Charles bronson walks into a kitchen/mess hall and sees the cooks running for cover. He asks"Where do you think you're going?"
Cooks respond"The bomb shelter...we're cooks!"
Bronson..."Lunch is over! Get a rifle!"
To me its the best line in the movie.
better to have a gun and not need it, than to need a gun and not have it.
Christian Slater, true romance.
" we should have shotguns for this kinda deal" Pulp fiction.
" go ahead, pull that hogleg, pull it!" Wild Bill
It's a funny thing killin a man, you take everything he's ever had, and everything
he's gonna have". Unforgiven
"Come on Beano, Beano?" Judge Roy Bean
"yeah, that one's really you" Terminator 2, Arnold holding a minigun
(shot goes off) "any problems boy? No old man, thought my math was off, everything's fine now!" Lee van Cleef, Clint Eastwood, fistful of dollars.
"what happens next?" "Now you gotta die!" My name is nobody, Henry Fonda
"your priviledges have been revoked" Danny Glover, Lethal Weapon 2
"Let me guess, this isn't about the alcohol or the tobacco..."
-- Nicolas Cage, Lord of War

"Listen up, you primitive screwheads..."
-- Ash, Army of Darkness

"Murphy: Well that was easier than I thought it'd be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten ****ing minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are."
-- Boondock Saints

"I sell guns to every army but the Salvation Army."
--Lord of War
"The Longest Day"

Robert Mitchum on Omaha beach -

"Where's your rifle, son?"
"Back there, sir."
"Don't you think you better go get it?"
"Out there, sir?"
"You're sure to need it before this day is over."

Best damn war movie ever made. Period.
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"You see mates, the problem as I see it is that my gun has Desert Eagle .50 cal written on the side and your gun has replica on it." This is pretty close to a quote from "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" which by definition has MANY funny gun references
Actually, that was Bullet Tooth (Vinnie Jones) in "Snatch".

Vinnie Jones played Big Chris in "Lock, Stock". Lots of great lines in both flicks.

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Once Upon A Time In The West

Frank Wolff as Brett McBain: "I told you to scare them, not kill them!"

Henry Fonda as Frank: "People scare better when their dead"
Frank Drebin: "Well... We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party."

Jane Spencer: "I've heard police work is dangerous."
Frank Drebin: "It is. That's why I carry a big gun."
Jane Spencer: "Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?"
Frank Drebin: "I used to have that problem."
Jane Spencer: "What did you do about it?"
Frank Drebin: "I just think about baseball."

Ed Hocken: "You haven't shot anybody in six months."
Frank Drebin: "That's true. Funny how you miss the little things."
"From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation. " - Gus, The Ref

"I have a gun, it's loaded, shut up." Same character, same movie
Whoopie Goldberg shoots a BG in the chest he replys with,

"Ha, KEVLAR Bitch!!"

She shot him in the heads and says

"Smith an' Wesson *******!!)

Can't remember the name of the film but it was funny...
So, you are obviously the big d*ck. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey fagg*t balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, d*cks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell p*ssy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p*ssy, and have brought your two small mincey fagg*t balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no p*ssy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a pr*ck, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F*ck off!

That dialogue between Tony and the three moronic Yardie-wannabees,was absolutely hilarious-indeed.:) :)

Also another quote,from Snatch,which was a conversation between Tommy and Turkish-where Tommy had bought a broken magnum revolver,from Boris the Blade.

F*ck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
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Paul Kersey (Charles Bronson): "My friend Wildey's coming."

A few scenes later....

Kersey: "Wildey's Here"

"A .475 Wildey magnum is a shorter version of the African big
game cartridge, it makes a real mess."

"I'm going out for some ice cream... this is America, isn't it?"

Bennett (Martin Balsam): "We heard shots. What happened?"

Kersey: "I sent them a message."

Death Wish 3
Clint Eastwood's line of 'Man's GOT to know his limitations' is from the movie Magnum Force.

Not necessarily gun-related 'Ask him if coffee's psychic'.

So many good lines, so little time to enjoy the movies they are in.....
Heartbreak Ridge

Clint Eastwood as Gunny Highway right after unloading a full magazine at full auto rate at his platoon.
"This is an AK-47 assault rifle. It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, remember it."


Sean Connery as Malone when Frank Nitty has broken into his house.
"Just like a stinkin WOP to bring a knife to a gun fight."
'Hand me that towel' - Demi Moore, G.I. Jane

No, it's not gun related, but it's my absolute favorite film clip :what:

From the same movie, there was this little gem:
'The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continents, the very position of the sun along its ecliptic. THESE are just a FEW of the things I control in my world! Is that clear?' - Viggo Mortensen, G.I. Jane

I kinda like old cop shows... anyone remember Barney Miller?
'I hate starting the day off like this.' (He just walked in the door, got a gun in his face)

The idiot award would go to Bruce...
'That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It dosen't show up on you airport X-ray machines, and it cost more than you make here in a month.' - Bruce Willis, Die Hard 2

:banghead: Glock 7 My Arse...:cuss:
Seems like we have the Dirty Harry lines pretty well covered in this thread, so here's some from Lord of War. All of these are uttered by Nicholas Cage's character:

"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"

"Back then, I didn't sell to Osama Bin Laden. Not because of moral reasons, but because he was always bouncing checks."

"I sell guns to every army but the Salvation Army"

"Where there's a will, there's a weapon."
From Boris the blade a.k.a. Boris the Bullet dodger a.k.a. Boris the Sneaky F*cking Russian: "Heavy is good...heavy is reliable...if it doesn't work you can always hit them with it"

As for the idiot award don't forget:

"Riiiggs!! Cop Killers!!!"
There have been a couple of refernces to Army of Darkness but here's the whole quote for all you AoD afficianados:

"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this?

This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me... Ya!"
Quotes from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells:

Dog: What the f*ck is that?
Mickey: It's me bren gun.
Dog: Couldn't you have thought of something more practical?

Barry the Baptist: If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!

Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

Winston: Charles, get the rifle out. We're being f*cked.

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Dean: He's got the guns. Go ahead. You get them.
Gary: Why me?
Dean: You're supposed to be the hard case.
Gary: [shrieks] You get the guns. I drive the car!

Rory Breaker: What did you shoot him with, an air rifle?
Winston: Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries.
Rory Breaker: You don't say.

Plank: Ah! They f*cking shot me!
Dog: Well, f*cking shoot 'em back!

John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Sh*t! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't f*cking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?

Big Chris: All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.
Stanley Goodspeed: Well, there's a problem sir, he's got a gun!
Agent Paxton: What do you have, a f---in water pistol?

- The Rock

You don't say "sorry" when you shoot somebody. You can say "sorry" when you step on someone's toe, or accidentally break their glasses, or when you fart while they're eating. YOU DON'T SAY YOU'RE SORRY WHEN YOU SHOOT SOMEONE!!!

- Nothing To Lose
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