Favorite gun quotes NOT from movies

[wolf_from_wv]

The Golden Rule of Guns:

He who has the guns, makes the rules.

 

[StopTheGrays]

I sign a ex co-worker used to have in his work area:
"Tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again."


Coworker: Why do you have so many guns?
Me: Because the DNR will not let me hunt with my golf clubs.

 

[1911JMB]

My friend and I were on the way to our favorite range, and we encountered heavy construction traffic. We had about 10 guns and 1,500 rounds in the trunk. He was driving and didn't want to take a detour out of a fear of getting lost. I said "Don't worry, they can't stop us. We're on a mission from god". Okay, its sort of movie based. So sue me.

 

[SoCalShooter]

House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

 

[kd7nqb]

Here is my list

1. ATF Should be a convience store
2. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒ'Ε
3. Also ANYTHING from Oleg (dont mean to suck up but the posters kick ass)

 

[seeker_two]

"Any gun will do if YOU will do...."

I've forgotten who said it originally, but I think of it every time there's a caliber vs. caliber or gun vs. gun debate. Also....

"A man with a .25 and a plan will ALWAYS beat a man with a .45 and no clue..."

 

[statelineblues]

Two more I remember:

"It is better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it."

A friend once told me, "I have four weapons - my mouth, my brain, my feet, and my gun. If I can't outtalk 'em, outthink 'em, or outrun 'em, then I shoot them."

 

[win71]

Louis Grizzard

"Shoot low boys, they're ridding Shetland ponies"

 

[1911JMB]

When I was in high school a girl who was rabbidly anti gun was getting in my face and my buddies face. She said "do you want to measure your life in years or minutes?" My buddy said "rounds per minute!"

 

[mustanger98]

Louis Grizzard

Actually, it's not "Louis"; it's "Lewis".

 

[littledoc]

"All bleeding eventually stops."

 

[scott5]

Non movie quotes

My Dad was in the Marines in the 50's and told me this story:
A Captain was walking up to a military base at night and the guard said "Halt, who goes there? Advance and be recognized!" And the Captain gave the proper responce.

When the the Captain got up to the guard he said "What would you have done if i hadn't properly Identified myself?"
The guard said "I'd call the Captain of the guards sir."
"The Captain of the guards, why wouldn't you take action?"
"I'd call the Captain of the guards to pick up your dead A$$ sir"

 

[Sage of Seattle]

A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying "slow down"

Reminds me of my good buddy and a line he said once in his first aid class in college.

(paraphrasing)"You mean there's a difference? I thought all chest wounds sucked."

 

[Pumpkinheaver]

It takes 42 muscles to frown. Only 3 to pull the trigger on a good rifle!

 

[Jubjub]

I'm sure he didn't make it up, but as a young teen I went deer hunting with my uncle, and he came up with a good one. He set me up on a stand, told me to stay put, and showed me where he would be. About sunrise I heard a shot from his direction. An hour or so later he came back to my stand.

I asked, "Did you get one?"

He said, "You heard me shoot, didn't you?"

 

[win71]

Mustanger98

"Actually" you're right. It's been so long since I loaned his book out and didn't get it back that I forgot. Anyway I stand proudly corrected.
Now you've done it, I'm getting flashbacks of my ex-wife.

 

[Jubjub]

Just thought of one more. I used to go shooting as part of a foursome. We'd meet at the one guy's house and all ride to the the range in his old junker Cadillac. We'd shoot a few rounds of trap, then hit the rifle and pistol ranges, then back to his house to grill up some dinner and drink beer.

We were on our way to the range, with something near a dozen long guns, a couple of dozen pistols, and a couple of hundred pounds of ammo in the trunk of this old Sedan de Ville, sagging the back down like we're running moonshine. He gets pulled over. We're all laughing and giving the driver hell as the officer walks up.

The officer asks for his license and insurance, then says, "What are you fellas doing today?"

My buddy says, "Just driving around."

 

[ddave]

Friend: Do you carry your gun all the time
Me: Yeah, It's kinda like American Express , I don't leave home without it !!

 

[Il Duca]

I used to work with a kid who thought he was a real hard @$$ and always said he would kick mine if we got in a fight, supposedly he knew Karate or something. One day he was talking about kicking me up one side and down the other when I mustered up the most serious face I could, looked at him and said:

"Don't bring a foot to a gun fight."

He never wanted to fight after that.

 

[ctdonath]

Cooper (paraphrased?): "If carrying a mouse gun comforts you, then do so - but do not load it, for if you load it you may fire it, and if you fire it you may hit someone, and if you hit someone you will annoy them and give them cause to do you great harm."

 

[ctdonath]

Two phrases that came to mind some years ago, and which I would dearly love to put into action as sport:

Urban Biathlon

Skeet Golf

 

[highlander 5]

DEATH is nature's way of saying slow down

 

[gyp_c2]

...FIDO...

Back when my wife to be and I were gettin' to know each other, somethin' happened that might fit into this tone of this thread. We'd been up late the night before and she decided to stay over. We'd both had a very good time and were just startin' ta'
get mobile when her hand found its' way under the pillow. Now this lil' nubbin's all of 5feet and 100lbs, butt-nekid and suddenly standin' all the way at the foot of the bed with sunny-side up eyeballs! What the HELL is under there???
...uhh...that's FIDO...(she's lookin' back towards me now instead of breakin' for the door.)
FIDO? That's a dogs' name...?

...well, yeah...barks here and bites down the street...

Next day, she's movin' in and by the time I get home the place is re-arranged and full of girl-stuff!
Slightly dazed, I head for the bedroom...there, on the pillows is my 629 and PPK...
Just as I turn around to say somethin' she sashays over and says, " I didn't want the Big Guy and FiFi to be lonely..."
...and from that day to this... that's exactly what we call them...

 

[starbuck]

I've been training in Martial Arts for 20 years. A friend of mine asked why I carry a gun. I said "Because I can't kick at 1,300 feet per second".

Another friend who knows I have a CCW license asked once if I was carrying. I said "I'm not wearing this second shirt because I think it's fashionable"

 

[LeonCarr]

A Deputy Sheriff friend of mine was asked, "Why do you carry a .45?"

His response: Because they don't make a .46 .

Just my .02,
LeonCarr