First date!

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Well, I went on a first date tonight! During dinner we started talking about guns and concealed carry and whatnot. I told her that I was carrying, she didn't believe me, so she reached over and patted my waist and found my firearm.

We went on... she kept talking more and more about guns, and the night ended with us walking across the parking lot to Gander Mountain where she bought her first gun! She decided on a little snubby Taurus .38 because it was "cute"! I suppose they're are worse reasons to pick a gun!

Damn... what a great woman!
 
Your story did not end at all like I imagined it would when I started reading it.

Well done on finding a potentially fine woman.

Now tell her you're carrying handcuffs too and see what happens.
 
it's hard to find cool girls who like guns... at least in america.

I assume you're from Israel, or have visited there.
And now I will stay awake all night thinking about the girls I knew when I was there.
 
All downhill from there! At least you have firearms :neener: I geuss at this point you can either marry her or wait for the other shoe to drop :D
 
Color me skeptical: :scrutiny:

* A story that sounds too good to be true...usually is.
* New members with fantastic stories get extra scrutiny.
* New members who'se member names declare themselves to be IN Illinois, who also claim to be carrying concealed get triple scrutiny, especially when their email is for an Illinois educational institution.
* New members who claim their date pops across the street and buys her first gun, wow, jeez, just like that get quadruple scrunity. They hand out FOIDs at Gander Mountain's door these days?

Hey, I'll apologize if youv'e got a credible explanation for all this, but I think my skepticism is warranted.

:scrutiny: :scrutiny: :scrutiny:
 
I interpreted his user name to mean he spent a lot of time in Indiana and Illinois. Either that or Indiana is better than (greater than, >) Illinios. Lives in one and goes to school in the other, maybe?

You're right about the need to scrutinize, however....
 
Our first date was similar. Guns is one of my favorite topics in the midst of those who might be brought into the light, and it was no different at a pizza and wine thing my group did once a week. She started coming to these shindigs, and having some military background she happily talked guns with me.

One thing led to another, and she was showing up at my place for our first date. What to my wondering eyes is held under arm? A gray ruger pistol case. Come to find out she had a ruger 22/45 that was in bad shape and disrepair. Because I had been talking guns, she figured I could fix it up for her.

Long story short, the first time we hung out at home turned into a huge gun cleaning date. When I hugged her at the end of the night, she smelled like breakfree CLP. A cleaned, lubed, and protected nymph.



ADDED:

As I was writing the above, she started reading over my shoulder. She says that the only reason she initially went out with me was so that I could fix her gun. After seducing her, she proudly proclaims no desire for any other man. :D
 
On a related note, my wife's birthday was Sunday the 15th. I got her a Vector Arms Uzi carbine. She was geeked! The range I have a membership at was closed on Monday, so on Tuesday she invited a female friend from work to go shooting with us. They both had a blast!! (pun intended) Not only did they both shoot the Uzi, but my S&W 66-4(with .38 special ammo), my Glock 22, and even my Kimber .45! They made me promise to take them again ASAP.

Ironically, my wife started off afraid of guns. On our honeymoon at Caesar's Pocono Resorts, one of the activities was to go shooting at a gun range. The range had a variety of guns, from a .22 pistol to an AK, and yes, an Uzi. She didn't shoot that first day, because she couldn't hear the RSO and it was so crowded. I told her I'd be glad to take her the next day, when she could get some one-on-one instruction. Sure enough, we go and we're the only ones there. The RSO takes her through (with me on the camcorder) and the rest is history.

Just goes to show that with a little patience and the right training, you too can turn your woman from a scared little Mrs. into an assault rifle toting lead slinger!
 
After seducing her, she proudly proclaims no desire for any other man.


It was The CLP!!!

I was trying to decide between CLP and hoppes #9. While hoppes is a proven lady killer, I wanted to go the extra mile with the CLP. :evil:
 
She sounds like a keeper.

A lot of women nowadays would be affended if you had a firearm on you during your first date. Sounds like you found a good girl.

:)
 
I agree with the geekier interpretations of the "IN>IL" handle. I clearly read it as "Indiana is greater than Illinois". I suspect the OP is a former subject of IL who has relocated to IN and is loving it!

Good story!
 
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