Fondling your guns?
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Average Guy
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My new Glock 19 gets a daily (albeit safe) fondling after work. I don't want to lock her up quite yet...
PlayTheAces
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Only when they look lonely and depressed. Or when I think they may be getting lonely and depressed.
JeFF D
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Very often while watching tv I rack the slide on my Mossberg 500 to break it in.
At least one of them seems to nuzzle its way into my hands every day, excepting, of course, which ever one's on duty that day -- naturally it gets some preferential fondling.
It's probably a bit pathetic, but I do enjoy just looking at them from this angle and that -- I guess to see if anything's changed since last time. Never has, but it can't hurt to keep checking....
It's probably a bit pathetic, but I do enjoy just looking at them from this angle and that -- I guess to see if anything's changed since last time. Never has, but it can't hurt to keep checking....
AZTOY
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I only fondle the new ones.
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Nope. But I wear my fingers out doing detail disassembly & reassembly. Putting the parts in a paper bag and shaking it don't work like some folks have told me. 
Pssst! twoblink doesn't fondle his guns. He kisses them. Now there's a man who knows how to show affection for something he loves.
Pssst! twoblink doesn't fondle his guns. He kisses them.
Now there's a man who knows how to show affection for something he loves.priv8ter
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Some questions you don't ask
What I do with my consenting guns in the privacy of my house is my business, but I am currently trying to get used to the trigger on my new SP-101, so there is some fondling going on.
What's the worst is when I go to a gun store to some some fondling. Come on, you folks do it too...no intent to buy, just want to touch...
What I do with my consenting guns in the privacy of my house is my business, but I am currently trying to get used to the trigger on my new SP-101, so there is some fondling going on.
What's the worst is when I go to a gun store to some some fondling. Come on, you folks do it too...no intent to buy, just want to touch...
notbubba
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I'm not fondling, I'm...
I'm...
I'm....checking for rust, yeah that's the ticket.
I'm...
I'm....checking for rust, yeah that's the ticket.
45R
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Did you know that fondling your guns causes the pleasure cells in your brain to fire off giving the sensation of euphoria therefore decreasing stress and tension in the body.........................
For some of us its a medical necessity, 
Hell I even have names for my girls
For some of us its a medical necessity,
Hell I even have names for my girls
10-Ring
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Fondle...well... But I haven't named them yet
But I haven't named them yet sanchezero
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Fondling?
No, it's 'dry firing' or 'maintenance'.
No, it's 'dry firing' or 'maintenance'.
Wildalaska
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As all my guns are male, I do not fondle them. I play with my wifes gun once in a while
matis
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Read the above posts; feel much better about myself.
Since "normal" is being like everyone else, I decided to cancel the shrink appointment, after all.
My guns are gorgeous, bullets are like jewelry.
There, I've said it in front of everybody.
Matis
Since "normal" is being like everyone else, I decided to cancel the shrink appointment, after all.
My guns are gorgeous, bullets are like jewelry.
There, I've said it in front of everybody.
Matis
TexasVet
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I REALLY tried to break this awful habit! I did! Then tonight I saw this story on the return of Che Guevara's body to Cuba and there were guys HOLDING vz52 rifles!!! I just HAD to go to the safe and check to see if mine was still there, didn't I? It COULD have been mine, couldn't it? So I had to reassure my self by playing with it for a minute or two... or an hour or so. DIDN'T I?
WilderBill
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Err, no, I just need to check that the bolt of my Swedish Mauser is still smooth, yet very purposeful when I work it.
PATH
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No! It is just I admire beauty. They are some damn good looking.
Wipe them down, oil, clean, repeat. Yeah, I am fondling them. All my guns are female. I think my wife is jealous sometimes!
Wipe them down, oil, clean, repeat. Yeah, I am fondling them. All my guns are female. I think my wife is jealous sometimes!
Bergeron
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My guns get fondled either daily or every other day. They need to feel loved.
Cosmoline
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I fondle my FIREARMS every day. I always make a point of keeping a rifle on my shoulder while walking around. I balance it there, or at least slung. It helps keep my shoulders ready for hunting season.
4570Rick
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Does anyone else drool while fondling? 
AK103K
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I used to fondle them, but when I put that little yellow wig on my 45 and lipstick on the ejection port, I knew I needed help!! On the downside, if I keep watching Dr. Phil, I'm going to need to put that "butch" wig back on so I can get that 4th personallity just behind my right temple.
80fl
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No, but I did once have an accidental discharge.
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