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Gas-Fired Missile

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by TXatty, Jun 20, 2006.

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  1. TXatty

    TXatty Member

    Dec 31, 2002
    Austin, TX
    I was doing a little research for work, and came across this. Although it's firearms related, I wasn't sure if it should be posted under autoloaders, hand loading, or elsewhere.:scrutiny:

    Toy gas fired missile and launcher assembly
    United States Patent 6055910
    Abstract: A toy gas-fired missile and launcher assembly whose missile is composed of a soft head and a tail extending therefrom formed by a piston. The piston is telescoped into the barrel of a launcher having a closed end on which is mounted an electrically-activated ignitor, the air space between the end of the piston and the closed end of the barrel defining a combustion chamber. Joined to the barrel and communicating with the chamber therein is a gas intake tube having a normally-closed inlet valve. To operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with its valve open adjacent his anal region from which a colonic gas is discharged. The piston is then withdrawn to a degree producing a negative pressure to inhale the gas into the combustion chamber to intermix with the air therein to create a combustible mixture. The ignitor is then activated to explode the mixture in the chamber and fire the missile into space.

    See the entire patent at
  2. Dravur

    Dravur Member

    Jan 26, 2006
    Longmont, CO

    Then my idea for a flatulence powered Bagpipe instrument is not far off. Gotta get it patented before anyone else! Ill be a millionaire!

    Also, I'm assuming this is not a crew served weapon.
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