gecko45 sighting?

[Drgong]

What is a Mall Ninja to do when he needs trama plates to take .308s

Police in Roy say they arrested a would-be ninja after he allegedly tried to rob some people sitting on a porch last night.
The victims reported the man was dressed as one of the legendary Japanese assassins -- in black and carrying a machete, in lieu of a samurai sword.
Roy Police Sgt. Curtis Gibson said the group was sitting on a porch near 5100 South and 1950 West about 10 p.m. when the suspect approached.
Though he had the machete, it was a .22-caliber pistol that he pointed at them, demanding money and drugs, police say.
Some of the porch-dwellers ran and found a police officer at a nearby traffic stop. Police arrested the man a few minutes later.
He was booked into the Weber County jail on suspicion of robbery and assault.

 

[kevindsingleton]

Ninja's always have the best gonj!

 

[Darthbauer]

What is a Mall Ninja to do when he needs trama plates to take .308s

• Its sepi plates held on with duct tape
• Its not .308, its .338 Lapua

Get your mall ninja facts straight.

 

[Zip7]

I need to go check my porch to see if any "porch-dwellers" are living there. I didn't know people lived on porches now

Journalism school must suck.

 

[Aguila Blanca]

Gecko45 is (was?) a MALL Ninja, not a faux Ninja. This Ninja wannabe apparently hadn't progressed to the invisibility training, or the police could never have found him when they responded.

 

[RP88]

if he had wall-walker boots, he probably would have never been caught...

 

[ieszu]

And he wouldn't have walked away, he would have ridden in style in his "Tactical Wheelbarrow"

 

[scndactive]

I don't get the gecko.45 jokes.

I understand he is a mall ninja but.....

I guess I will do a search.

 

[misANTHrope]

I don't get the gecko.45 jokes.

I understand he is a mall ninja but.....

I guess I will do a search.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

 

[Hoppy590]

"If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B.”

motto of my life

 

[Treo]

I understand he is a mall ninja but.....

No Grass hopper not a mall ninja. He was the mall ninja

 

[SCKimberFan]

I thought I saw a mall ninja once, but he was an impostor. True ninjas are invisible.

 

[Omaha-BeenGlockin]

Gecko45 is what started the whole internet Mall Ninja story.

 

[DRYHUMOR]

That reminds me...

I'm so tactical....

 

[RH822]

That reminds me...

I'm so tactical....

No No No, do not go there again.
That was some scary reading.

 

[Drgong]

better yet, look at the newly minted so "I'm to tatical" to the same music to "i'm to sexy"

Talk about scary...

 

[Dookie]

 

[scrat]

omg darwin award

 

[scndactive]

I get it now, thats one of the funniest things I have heard in along time.

I know this guy, he worked at the apts. I used to live at, he carryed a cane sword, a 3 foot Maglight, and fake hand cuffs.

he filed assalt charges on a 7yo that threw a tricycle at him