Man, I like that name......would like to watch (or at least try to see) you Qweeeek Straaaaawwww!!!!
Sorry...actually, that name comes from when I was young and (not so?) stupid. A couple of us young burger jockeys got off work 'bout 1 am, and as we were wont to do, decided to see who had the fastest motorcycle (where WAS that cop hiding?)!
It was 'bout 15 degrees, we were so bundled up we couldn't hear anything but the bikes, and as I laughed at my buddy wailing out of sight up the hill after I dusted him (straight pipe, taillight "iffy"), I saw a cop whip into the road headed after him.
"Darn-he's going to be in a heap of trouble,” I thought to myself. As I sat at the stoplight pondering his fate, I thought I heard something beside me, and looked at my feet to see a spotlight bouncing around trying to lock onto me-damn cop car had pulled up beside me!
As I was in the car listening to the radio chatter as they hunted for biker #2 (hard to see at night with that iffy taillight, but you could hear that pipe!), I was repeatedly asked (about my bike) "At bike's fast, ain't it?" I replied, "It's smooth" 'bout 3 times before he gave up (I told ya I wasn't SO stupid).
Anywho...he was asked for a description of the bike they were still searching for, and when it came to color, he told the dispatcher "Hell, I don't know...it was your basic blur"!
Jest kinda stuck after that…
Now maybe if I had that old bike back, I could show you a quick draw!