So....... I was in Las Vegas last week for work. The wife and a friend get me at the airport and the typical discussions about what went on during the week ensue. So we get about half way home and I ask if any thing interesting came in the mail.S he tells me about some bills and a weddng invitation and " Oh, I think your gun license came" 
What my friend and I want to know is why thiswasn't the first thing out of her mouth when she saw me
What my friend and I want to know is why thiswasn't the first thing out of her mouth when she saw me 