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Gun haiku

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Warren, Jul 25, 2005.

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  1. Warren

    Warren Member

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    A handgun nearby

    loving mother rests her feet

    children sleep soundly




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    early morning fog

    goblins look for easy repast

    man with Glock fears not


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    her first bullseye scored

    daughter's smile luminous

    gun culture lives on


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    So how are these? I've never done poetry before.


    Post your own haiku if you wish.
     
  2. winstonsmith

    winstonsmith Member

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    ratch click-click blam blam
    blam blam blam blam blam blam ping
    Garand trumpet sings
     
  3. Stickjockey

    Stickjockey Member

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    That's just beautiful, man.
     
  4. Preacherman

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    (Wipes tear from eye)

    So... so... SOULFUL!!!

    (Sniffs)

    :D
     
  5. LaEscopeta

    LaEscopeta Member

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    It could be loaded
    Or it could be empty, but…
    To me its loaded

    Where is it pointed?
    Know it is pointed safely
    Or don’t pick it up

    Always the same way
    Sight target, decide to shoot
    THEN finger in guard

    The bullet can’t see
    So I have to look for it
    Till where it will stop
     
  6. DirtyBrad

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    The High Road forum
    Some nuts, some tinfoil hats
    And now poetry
     
  7. dolanp

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    Do they have a gun
    Will they be my next victim
    Or will I be his
     
  8. utahminirevolver

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    "Sell your cloak and buy a sword"

    Lucky snoozed in front of the tent
    while Martha and I set up empty tea cans on a log
    at the bottom of a dry gulch
    for some afternoon's plinking with our pocket revolvers.

    Later on, as the moon rose over pine-covered mountains,
    and an owl hooted, before slumber overtook
    us tired hikers, I reflected on what a great country
    this is, and said a little prayer of thanks.

    (Oops,not a haiku, I just realized.)
     
  9. MikeJackmin

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    Bang! Click. What, again?
    Stupid wolf ammo. It stinks.
    Buy white box next time.
     
  10. MikeJackmin

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    SHTF time -
    9 millimeter no good.
    Zombies ate my brain.
     
  11. Warren

    Warren Member

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    My very first kid

    demanded trip to gunstore

    one happy daddy



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  12. 2k5Adam

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    Nineteen eleven A one.
    Proven in war time.
    Good enough for me.


    The High Road dot org.
    Great place to learn.
    Great people to meet.
     
  13. sm

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    Tyranny Enough

    Quill, Parchment, Muskets Spew Lead

    We The People Free
     
  14. MarkDido

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    Heheheh

    Who says gun owners aren't intellectual!
     
  15. HighVelocity

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    Look, there's a Zombie
    I have more bullets than it
    Bang! undead is dead

    :evil:
     
  16. Cosmoline

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    Cold clear arctic sun
    Pierces the Cook Inlet fog
    Just like a bullet

    Warm wood Mosin stock
    Nestles against my rising chest
    Like a warm puppy
     
  17. KriegHund

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    It tis not haiku proper, but hey, its fun...

    Cloudy sky, earths shield from the sun;
    Protects me well, we are one
    Forest i love, senses so keen
    Crunch of needles, ever so green

    Shiny brass of the gray sunlight
    May rain! All will be right!
    Rain .223 brass, i think :p
    For oh how i love to plink!

    The action slides, beautiful sight
    Harsh noise causes fright
    But me, it is natural beauty!

    And another one about my mauser....

    Stripper clips
    Load em by five

    Gone in a second,
    Busy as a bee in a hive

    Clack, boom
    Repeat it by five!

    Five five five,
    Five aimed shots!
    All in a pie!

    And one last one,

    Forests are a love truer than any else,
    Few are privilaged enough to appreciate,
    I am.

    And oh how i do love it so,
    Every lost inch is a crime, personal afront
    I could lose myself to easily, were i not wary!

    But, i wish i could lose myself
    My heart longs for it to be so...
    My mind knows better. How i wish it did not!

    Hm, i pity the poor souls who see naught of nature but a planted palm in a park!
     
  18. El Tejon

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    In tribute to the bear killers of THR:

    Lions, pumas, bears!
    What gun for these animals?
    Pour out your whiskey!


    In tribute to the gun nuts:

    Which gun? Gun, gun, gun.
    Hardware no, software yes, sir.
    Training is the way.
     
  19. pax

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    Handgun Control says
    its laws would make the world safe.
    Fat chance: thugs are armed.

    Rosie O'Donnell
    says no one should own a gun.
    Her bodyguard does.

    Sarah Brady says
    a handgun shot her husband.
    Hinckley bore no guilt?

    The ACLU
    says speech is a basic right.
    But self defense? No.

    Million Mom March says
    Grassroots organization.
    Hardly. It's a front.

    Janet Reno says
    Registration's the beginning.
    She's wrong: it's the end.

    pax
     
  20. Biker

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    Empty the beer can
    Set up sixty feet downrange
    Carefully take aim

    Biker
    :evil:
     
  21. Sistema1927

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    SASS version:

    Single-actions sing
    Lever Action knocks them down
    Side by Side to end
     
  22. Czar

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    I love Russkie guns

    CZ75
    Satin Nickle on ankle
    An Ace in the hole

    Two Seven Off-Suit
    Why did I fold it this time
    Would have flopped full house


    I did not write this one, I read it several years ago over on AR15.com and it has stuck with me
    Author Unknown, but appreciated!
    AR-15 Haiku:
    A Gun so Precise
    As to shoot balls off of mice
    Damned thing still shoots left
     
  23. sm

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    Nantucket she from

    Want piece this Action asked she

    Boys run off -damn gun!

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    Next one dedicated to pax Hey I stay in trouble :p

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    Five boys- me oh my!

    Plastic Pipe, Tape, Hairspray -Why?

    Spuds launch into Sky.

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  24. No_Brakes23

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    AK gets job done
    AR more accurate, even
    better, M1A

    California has
    worse gun laws than most, but no
    length limit, folding knives

    Cali was once
    Paradise, but popular
    leftists ruin Eden

    My assault rifle
    is not illegal, it's just
    undocumented

    THR members
    Say drinking and shooting is bad,
    But the Swiss do it

    Those deserve neither
    Who would trade their liberty
    for a false safety

    "Magazines not Clips!"
    Snobs say, but Remington and
    Marlin call them clips

    The Thirty Ought Six, one
    Hundredth anniversary must
    Buy Garand this year
     
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  25. Rouguerunner

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    Noobie yes I am
    Found this forum, pray for me
    There's no turning back
     
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