Gun nut humor

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  1. Mark_Mark
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    Wife: what you want for Father’s day.

    Boss: Cash

    Wife: more guns??

    Boss: Stop asking questions! CASH
     
  2. CapnMac

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    If you see license plates with "JHR"; "FMK"; "JSR", and think, "Just one letter away . . . "
     
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    Geez, you must be on the same diuretics I am. 1 hr uninterupted sleep would be a miracle
     
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    I have photos of my guns AND grand kids on my cell phone that I show off to people I know. Does that count.
     
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    You back the Car up into the garage because the neighbors might freak out when you load 10 guns in the trunk for a range day.
     
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    Where you live!:D
     
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    Seattle! I camo my guns with a Prius and gun control stickers
     
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    I load in the garage also, nobody has to know what's in my house.

    A minor problem with a neighbor doesn't need a call to the police that they're in fear of me, and the way things are today, that could happen.
     
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    You know you're a gun nut if you're known as "The" gun nut... ;)
     
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    So True! All my Friends (except a few Seattle-lights) are gun nuts… But who is “THE” Gun Nut???
     
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    Actually, just going by the number of women who have come to my wife in the last 10 or 12 years asking about concealed carry, "THE gun nut" would be my wife - not me.;)
    I think I understand that though. It seems to me women are more likely to ask for advice about anything than men are, and they're much more likely to ask for advise about guns and such from other women.:)
     
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    wow! so she goes and buy guns? without you?
     
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    You know your a Gun Guy when you

    buy your wife a 30” Remington 870 Super Mag for a “Was thinking about you” gift
     
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    Not very often. We are usually together when we're shopping for a big ticket item like a gun - unless the gun she's shopping for is a gift for me, or the gun I'm shopping for is a gift for her. She wasn't with me when I bought her little Ruger American Rimfire for her birthday two years ago.:)
    I've told the story before on THR about my .45-110 Shiloh Sharps. My wife ordered it for me as my 25th wedding anniversary gift - 26 years ago by the way. However, Shiloh Rifle Company was two years behind on their rifle orders back then, so all I actually got on our 25th anniversary was the order form and the receipt. Two years later, for my wife's and my 27th anniversary, we took a few days vacation and drove up to Big Timber, Montana and picked up my rifle.:thumbup:
     
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    I want a 45/110 Sharps. Can we hang out
     
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    You may be a gun nut if you buy a lifetime's supply of ammo that is hard to find. LOL

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    Holly Shnikes!
     
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    I had a '79, white and red with t-tops. It was the ugliest vehicle I've ever owned.
     
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    I don't know the High Point doesn't look much different than a Glock :evil::p:rofl:
     
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    Glocks are Ugly yet I still want them all!

    High Point Need loving too!
     
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    You Know your A Gun Guy when you get excited about this!!!!

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    Maybe even more excited if you knew AIM Surplus is currently selling those Anderson receivers for $39.99.
     
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    Oooh yeah, problem is the cheapest transfer here is $35 each :(
     
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    How about a 257 AI for an anniversary present?
     
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    as long as she know, You keep it the safe and she ask for permission to touch her gun (day & age, 911 and coofloo) safety first !

    257 Roberts ! AI has to be push to get to standard Roberts levels
     
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