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Gun-shy mom scared of fish-shaped water pistol

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by twency, May 30, 2004.

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  1. twency

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    From Foxnews.com

    Fox News - Tongue Tied

    The important lesson to be learrned? Don't beat your ex with a pistol, because it might just magically go off on its own, and then you'll be paranoid about your child playing with fish-shaped water squirters.


    -twency
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    And now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
     
  2. papercut

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    :confused: :scrutiny:
     
  3. Evil_Ed

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    :what: :confused: :scrutiny: :banghead:

    Speechless.......positively speechless.......
     
  4. cslinger

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    I don't see what the problem is. It's not like she beat him to death with a trout.

    Chris :D
     
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    :banghead: :banghead: - really need a stronger smilie than this one ....... sheesh!:rolleyes:
     
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    It is just past belief!:rolleyes: :D Stop the planet I want to get off!:banghead: You just cannot make this stuff up! Geez!
     
  7. pax

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    Y'know the thing that's most wrong with that story?

    The teacher apologized.

    Stop, and think of that ...

    pax

    You know how dumb the average guy is? Well, by definition, half of them are even dumber than that. -- J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs
     
  8. cslinger

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    Hey I represent that and deserve to be apologized to. :scrutiny:
     
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    You're right...there really isn't a smilie that applies to this thread.

    I wish I had something witty to say, but I can't top this.
     
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    Satire, right? Uh... right?
     
  11. CrudeGT

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    I'm totaly speechless. I want to shake her hand and congratulate her on being the stupidest human being, and then kick her off the planet.
     
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    Just like shootin' fish in a barrel...or something like that!
     
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    Oh my god, that quote is priceless.
     
  14. Preacherman

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    WELL, now... what can we learn from this?

    Rule 3 now reads: "Never beat someone with your gun with your finger on the trigger".

    Rule 4 is now: "Be sure of your target when hitting AND when shooting with your gun!"

    And I suppose the fish-shaped water-pistol is intended to remind her that there's something fishy about guns... or that one man's meat is another man's poisson... or that she needs to observe the of-fish-ial rules of gun safety...

    :neener: :p :D
     
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    Fish shaped squirt guns don't wet people----people wet people.
     
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    Hmm. I recall a news article a few years ago about a man that was beaten to death with a frozen salmon.

    I guess any fish shaped items should be offensive as well.
     
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    The parent who complained, Karen Young, doesn't toy guns in her house because she accidentally shot an ex-boyfriend one time when the gun she was beating him with went off.

    This mat be my sig line on another forum.Talk about priceless
     
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    That woman just gave me a brain tumor.
     
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    I would like to remind everyone that not all people from Arkansas are Moonbats like this one. I am utterly speechless though, and second the brain tumor.:scrutiny:
     
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    Oooh, I'm sorry.

    :D

    pax

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    Touche' Pax. That is why we love you.

    The Slingers
     
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    See, most people would have learned another lesson. Keep a blackjack handy so you can beat people without endangering their lives. What kind of example is she trying to set for her kid? What about his possible future as a mob enforcer?
    Seriously, we need to have tests for people to pass before they have kids.
     
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    To quite a members sig line,


    Why is it that the only thing stupid people seem to be able to do really well is breed?
     
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    I'm so glad we'll be able to buy assault swordfish with bayo lugs, collapsable stocks, flash suppressors AND "fish-tol" grips when the AWB sunsets in September. ;-)
     
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    A durian is considered a deadly weapon in Thailand, and assault with a Durian (in case you don't know what a durian is, it's a spikey-skinned fruit) holds the same penalty as assault with a knife..

    So a plastic fish is now going to join that huh?

    Yo Preacherman!!!

    When you go visit some peeps in prison, beware the plastic squirting fish!! :uhoh: :uhoh: :scrutiny:
     
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