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guns as a religion

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Hoppy590, Oct 15, 2006.

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  1. Hoppy590

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    i got this idea today walking to work

    all kinds of wackos get made up religions officially recognized, and this results in claiming anything as "religious"
    Examples
    "Church of body modifications" people claim getting fired or prohibited from a job due to having ridiculous piercing is a violation of anti discrimination laws

    some people have claimed that daggers and knives are under their religion and get to carry them in weird places ( one story i heard about in a school)

    now another idea ( at least and urban legend) is that if 500 people write in a religion in the IRS forms, it has to be recognized as a legit religion

    under these ideas couldn’t we make a "church of the second A" or "Church of self sufficiency/ self defense" and either try to force a national CCW, in a rather underhanded approach
    or more realistically
    Force companies to become too afraid to try to post no CCW signs, afraid that some one might sue them for discrimination

    not a real serious post. just some thing i thought of
     
  2. SoCalShooter

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    heheh its America buddy thats what makes us great, you want your own religion you can have it. How about this one? "Church of Firearms" or "Church of the 7day shooters"
     
  3. Glockfan.45

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    The gospel according to John M Browning :D .
     
  4. Robert Hairless

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    And I'd bet that those 499 other people would be good company when all of you go away for income tax fraud and conspiracy to commit fraud.

    But I'd bet that you could get a heck of a great group discount on a custom-made T shirt that said something like "I'm doing 10-20 and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." :)
     
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    And on the eighth day, He created the Colt Single Action Army. And it was good.

    What a question to pose. And today's the Sabbath, of all days!:evil:

    The rebuttal from the general sheeple will be "Yeah... well so-and-so can't kill anybody with his piercings." (Even though I've seen some dangerous lookig s**t sticking out of some people.)

    Hell, I'll sign your form. The Methodist Church was a little boring for my tastes, anyways!
     
  6. george29

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    "Joshua's Witnesses"...............count me in too.

    THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

    1) "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
    2) "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,"
    3) "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain;"
    4) "Remember the Sabbath day and Second Ammendment, to keep it holy."
    5) "Honor thy father and thy mother, and thy Constitution".
    6) "Thou shalt not MURDER. Killing in self-defense is fine if necessary."
    7) "Thou shalt not commit adultery, or thy may be shot."
    8) "Thou shalt not steal, or thy may be shot."
    9) "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
    10) "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's firearms,.....nor anything that is thy neighbor's including his house.
     
  7. eastwood44mag

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    Just so long as you don't try to claim tax exempt status, I think you could avoid TE charges.
     
  8. SoCalShooter

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    When you got down to #'s 3 and 4 I got a small problem there. I am atheist and those to just dont work for me...is it possible we could keep it to

    3. "Thou shalt not take your guns name in vain"
    4. " Remember the Second Ammendment and keep it holy"

    :cool:


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    Also if we are gonna be a religion and a non-profit organization I want tax exemptions here!!!
     
  9. WeedWhacker

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    Just remember what happened to the last religious bunch which allegedly kept some efficient tools around their property...
     
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    i can picture it now, "my religion requires me to carry a firearm at all times"

    im so in for this one. call it the "church of the second" or somthing so it sounds ambiguous. that way when people ask us about it we can explain it the way we want and not frighten them away with the name alone. i think this s a very good idea and worth working on.
     
  11. SoCalShooter

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    Please...lets not get started with what did or did not happen to make waco go so very wrong.
     
  12. Zundfolge

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    Its been tried with drugs and "deviant" sexual practices and hasn't worked for them so I doubt we'd have any luck with a "Gun Church"
     
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    Just an aside, Christianity as current demands its followers be armed. The government still doesn't care. Remember, rights only apply when the government wants them to.
     
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    Works for me. Does this mean I get to be a lesser prophet? John Moses Browning being the most high prophet of course. :D
     
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    I think the idea has merit. I don't believe there is any law that defines exactly what precepts a church must be founded under. If the structure of the church is carefully crafted, it would certainly meet the IRS requirements as a tax-exempt organization. It's certainly a viable concept if properly planned.

    The Native American Church legally uses peyote in its rituals. During Prohibition, the Catholic Church legally used wine in its services. Challenges to the anti-polygany prohibitions based on religious grounds are currently progressing to the USSC.
     
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    Car Knocker, those are all religions that pre-date the laws they are trying to get around.

    I was referring to various attempts to get marijuana classified as a sacrament in various new religions and aside from polygamists there are also pedophiles that have tried to get their activities "justified" by claiming it as part of a new religion.


    The only religion I know of that requires its members to be armed is Sikhism ... but thats with a certain type of knife which is mostly symbolic (now if one could just unearth a "Sikh New Testament" that required the carrying of firearms instead of a knife we might be on to something ;) ).
     
  18. Josh Aston

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    Jesus required his followers to be armed with swords.
     
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    As translated from the original ancient manuscripts by Fr. Frog.
    © copyright 2002 by John C. Schaefer

    1 In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was THE pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, "Thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain."

    2 "And shouldst thou muck with it, and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm."

    3 And as the ages passed men in their ignorance and arrogance didst forget the word of the Lord and began to profane the 1911. The tribe of the gamesman did place recoil spring guides and extended slide releases upon the 1911 and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking, their clearness of mind being clouded by lust.

    4 Their artisans did hang all manner of foul implements upon the 1911 and did so alter it that it became impractical to purchase. For lo, the artisans didst charge a great tax upon the purchasers of the 1911 so that the lowly field worker could not afford one. And the profaning of the internal parts didst render it unworkable when the dust of the land fell upon it.

    5 And lo, they didst install adjustable sights, which are an abomination unto the Lord. For they doth break and lose their zero when thou dost need true aim. And those who have done so will be slain in great numbers by their enemies in the great battle. a

    6 And it came to pass that the Lord didst see the abomination wrought by man and didst cause, as he had warned, fearful malfunctions to come upon the abominations and upon the artisans who thought they could do no wrong.

    7 Seeing the malfunctions and the confusion of men, the lord of the underworld did see an opportunity to further ensnare man and didst bring forth pistols made of plastic, whose form was such that they looked and felt like a brick, yet the eyes of man being clouded, they were consumed by the plastic pistol and did buy vast quantities of them.

    8 And being a deceitful spirit the lord of the underworld did make these plastic pistols unamenable to the artisans of earth and they were unable to muck much with the design, and lo these pistols did appear to function.

    9 And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both cock and fire them and which require a "dingus" to make them appear safe.

    10 But man being stupid did not understand these new pistols and didst proceed to shoot themselves with the plastic pistol and with the trigger cocking pistols for lo their manual of arms required great intelligence which man had long since forsaken. Yet man continue to gloat over these new pistols blaming evil forces for the negligent discharges which they themselves had committed.

    11 And when man had been totally ensnared with the plastic pistol, the lord of the underworld didst cause a plague of the terrible Ka-Boom to descend upon man and the plastic pistols delivered their retribution upon men. And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land.

    12 Then seeing that the eyes of man were slowly being opened and that man was truly sorrowful for his sinful misdeeds, the Lord did send his messengers in the form of artisans who did hear and obey the teachings of the prophet and who didst restore the profaned 1911s to their proper configuration, and lo, to the amazement of men they didst begin to work as the prophet had intended.

    13 And the men of the land didst drive out the charlatans and profaners from the land, and there was joy and peace in the land, except for the evil sprits which tried occasionally to prey on the men and women of the land and who were sent to the place of eternal damnation b by the followers of John.

    a Several old manuscripts add the following text. "And they [also rendered as "these men"] didst chamber it for cartridges who's calibers startith with numbers less than the Holy Number 4. And lo the Lord did cause great grief amongst these men when their enemies who were struck in battle with these lesser numbers didst not fall but did continue to cause great harm."

    b or Hell
     
  20. gwine

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    Well, as I have read before, we are all worshipers. The question is what are we going to make our god?

    Today is the Lord's Day. Yesterday was the Sabbath.

    But I realize this is all an amusing diversion so I will take it in the spirit in which it is intended. ;)
     
  21. Car Knocker

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    Zundfolge,

    The Native American Church wasn't incorporated until 1918. The Act allowing the Church to legally use peyote was passed in 1994. Both relatively recent. The polygamy challenge is from a member of a church that was founded in 1935. It'll be interesting to watch.
     
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    Guns are a way of life and a religion. I told my wife that nothing including her or my family would ever come between me and my guns, the only thing that I can think of which people are so attached to IS religion ;)
     
  23. DRMMR02

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    I'm fine with my current religion.

    Also, the "500 people can make a religion" thing is indeed a myth.
     
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    Someone already got to it...that I thought that the Disciples of JMB already were a religion. :evil:
     
  25. Sistema1927

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    BS.

    Even if you claim itemized deductions including donations to religious organizations on Schedule A you still don't put in the name of the organization, just the amount donated. If you are audited you would need proof that it went to a qualifying organization, but not before that time. Somebody want to tell me where you put religious affiliation on any IRS form?
     
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