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Discussion in 'Legal' started by trigger45, Jun 22, 2004.

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  1. trigger45

    trigger45 Member

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    An airplane was about to crash; there were 5
    passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

    The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the
    best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I
    can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and
    left the plane.

    The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am
    the wife of the former U.S. President, a Senator from
    New York, and a potential future president. And I am
    the smartest woman in American history, so America's
    people don't want me to die." She took the second pack
    and jumped out of the plane.

    The third passenger, Wesley Clark, said, "I'm a
    General in the Army of the United States of America."
    I am also going to be my parties nominee for
    President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and
    jumped.

    The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush,
    said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl,
    "I have lived a full life, and served my country
    Well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
    last parachute."

    The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute
    left for you. America's smartest woman took my
    schoolbag."
     
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    Beren Moderator Emeritus

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    Amusing but off-topic. Closed pending mod review.
     
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