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Help me caption this poster!

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by BHPshooter, May 8, 2004.

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  1. BHPshooter

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    Last night I had some old rolls of film developed, and some of them turned out really well.

    I really liked this one... It just needed something, so I put it in there:
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    Can you think of something that might fit in there? Anything that fits better?

    Thanks,
    Wes

    P.S. Extra credit if you make me laugh! :D
     
  2. BeLikeTrey

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    "Which Side would you rather be on"

    can't think of anything else, sorry.
     
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    Well, if he was using 10mm, it would be more like 1300fps...


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    I think the caption you have is dead on perfect, but a.) you need an exclamation point instead of a period, and b.) the Helvetica type face and its imitators have been used to death.
     
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  10. BHPshooter

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    Some of these are pretty good!

    I was initially thinking "It's your turn to do the dishes."

    Oh, it's a BHP 9mm, BTW. So I guess he's got to run 1150 FPS. :D

    I had a couple of other ideas last night, but they're not coming to me... I'll post again later if I think of more.

    Wes
     
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    You don't ALWAYS have to focus on the front sight you know :neener:
     
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    I don't have any particularly witty suggestions as to captions, but you might want to try experimenting with a few different fonts. To me, the one you have right now looks a little gritty.
     
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    You may not even need a caption.........the picture is worth a thousand words. That is a GREAT photo !
     
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    Yeah, that's what I didn't like about it. I'll experiment with different ones.

    Thanks for the captions, guys! :D

    Wes
     
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    I dunno, I really like the caption as it stands. Different font, sure. But the punctuation is perfect. IMO, anyway.
     
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    "A drunk home invaders worst nightmare"

    You know...drunk since it is out of focus and blurry like you've been drinking.
     
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    GOTBASS's ~ "I suggest you try another line of work"

    AWESOME!!
     
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    I'm not witty enough for good captions lol, just wondering what exposure settings you used?
     
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