Help me come up with a good phrase for this photo.

[cambeul41]

"Let's you and I chat about Jesus while we wait for the police to arrive."

Doc2005 gets my vote, but I am not sure which would be more frightening: the chat or the police.

 

[metalhd9034]

So far the top 3 submissions are:
1. "Let's you and I chat about Jesus while we wait for the police to arrive."
2. "This works much better than a Clapper." - Cause she actually does own a clapper.
3. "Say Hello to my Little Friend."

Thanks guys, this has been great. She'll get a kick out of it I'm sure. Please feel free to keep 'em coming.

 

[Mr White]

Just let them try to cut my Medicare!

He's fallen and he can't get up!

 

[Huddog]

"Make my life" but Doc and Jesus is a clear winner.

 

[Owens]

"For the last time...lick that knife clean before sticking it back in the butter"

 

[Jdude]

Oh man. Doc and Jesus win today.

 

[herohog]

+1 "Let's you and I chat about Jesus while we wait for the police to arrive."

 

[CHEVELLE427]

Granny gone wild

 

[Drgong]

"Let's you and I chat about Jesus while we wait for the police to arrive."

+1

My idea was "The only reasion why your not dead is that is Aunt Lula's tablecloth. Sit down and have some tea while the cops come"

but Jesus is SOO much better.

 

[gpr]

granny

"you want to do WHAT, with my social security check?"

 

[foghornl]

"Metal, you got 5 minutes to put all your toys away. I done told ya not to leave 'em strewn all over the parlor like that."

"No, you WILL go cut your own hickory switch offa that tree, then I'm gonna use it on ya. And ya better get a BIG one."

"Gramps left his dirty socks on the living room floor AGAIN."

 

[1911 guy]

I'm not even going to try. I'm just voting for Doc and his little chat until the cops get there.

 

[ilcylic]

"Oh dear, of course I feel safe by myself.

I'm rather fond of this one.

 

[ErikS]

Doc gets my vote too.

Not only is it a hilarious line, it's a great pro-2nd amendment caption too, in a very understated, yet obvious way.

 

[Water-Man]

"I'm hot for recoil"

 

[max popenker]

Sorry, but I'm too old to call that nine-something number, man

 

[ZeSpectre]

Under the listing of names in the family photo album
"Dirty Harriet"

 

[BAT1]

Gun, that ain't no gun, now this is a gun. Now, where's your wallet?

 

[XDKingslayer]

Get Off My Lawn!

 

[Harley Man]

Come on Paw let me see if I can shoot that cigar out of your mouth, You seemed pretty brave last night!

 

[rondog]

"You boys get outta my watermelon patch!"

 

[Piraticalbob]

You want to ban WHAT, Senator Obama?

 

[Zip7]

"You see, sonny, there are two kinds of people in this world: those with loaded guns, and those who eat their vegetables. Eat your vegetables. "

 

[LJ-MosinFreak-Buck]

+1 on Doc2005's Jesus statement.

 

[gregormeister]

"Give me the false teeth and noone will be hurt!!"