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Holiday in Cambodia

Discussion in 'Legal' started by Boats, Aug 11, 2004.

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  1. Boats

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    With limited apologies to the Dead Kennedys because Jello Biafra doesn't like Kerry either:


    Kerry's Holiday in Cambodia
    I’d been out of Yale for a year or two
    and I knew I knew it all
    I’ve had a plan to rule this land
    since that day on JFK’s yacht
    Problem was how to get past the mediocrity
    that seemed to be my lot
    One night on the USS Gridley I saw my shot–
    I’d become the Vietnam hero I am not.

    It was time to face what I most feared
    Obscurity would have to be overcome there
    Brace yourself my dear. Brace yourself my dear.

    For the tale of my holiday in Cambodia
    Christmas ‘68
    My holiday in Cambodia
    Courtesy of the man behind Watergate.

    Now I’m a star belly sneetch I suck like a leech
    Off of wife number one then two
    Kiss butt while they bitch so I could get rich
    as the second gets richer off of you
    I was told “I’d work harder with a gun in my back
    for a bowl or rice a day.
    Slave for soldiers ‘til I starved
    and my head skewered upon a stake.â€
    No, wait, that was John McCain
    How can I make my four month service look not so vain?
    What you need my son. What you need my son–

    Is another dose of my holiday in Cambodia
    Christmas ‘68
    My holiday in Cambodia
    Runnin’ with the CIA

    My holiday in Cambodia
    What? I was never there?
    My holiday in Cambodia
    What? Johnson was President then?

    Well, I recall being shot at by Pol
    Pot
    Pol
    Pot
    (What? He wasn’t on the scene until ‘70? I’ll just shout it louder)
    POL!
    POT!
    POL!
    POT!
    (And the Christian faction of the ARVN too.)
    POL!
    POT!
    POL! POT!
    (Did you know I am to the left of him too? Hanoi Jane does.)
     
  2. Don Gwinn

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    Uh . . . . . yeah.

    Sorry, that's off topic. Remember, please, signal-to-noise.
     
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