Home invasion scenario

[The Bushmaster]

Gee TimboKhan...Us Sailors don't have to be in dress blues to go into battle...Two .45's, one in each hand...Be real careful that you don't grab the wrong barrel in your sleep and try to shoot with it...

 

[TimboKhan]

Two .45's, one in each hand...Be real careful that you don't grab the wrong barrel in your sleep and try to shoot with it...

Any internet home-invasion expert (like me) will tell you that you don't have to worry about this scenario if you master the ninjitsu art of sleeping with your eyes open.