They just found 23,000 marajuana plants, $117 million worth, in Vacaville CA.
Wow. That's over 5 grand per plant.
Hmmm...I've got over 100 lychee trees, probably 200 orchids. If I could just get those things prohibited, they could be worth $1.5 million!
You know, they really should be prohibited. I mean, there's no such thing as a casual orchid owner. The darn things are seriously habit forming, if not downright addictive. You buy one, or maybe someone gives it to you, and before you know it, you're detouring out to the garden section at Home Depot and coming out with a new one.
And don't get me started on the lychees. Seriously addictive. You try one. It's different. You kind of like it. You try another. Hmmm. Goood. One more and you'll wind up like me: sitting down with a bunch in each hand, munching away until your hands and face are covered in goo and the lawn around you looks like a weird, localized red and white snowstorm has just struck around you. You're busy with manure and wood chips, learning to do airlayers instead of spending time with loved ones or doing something useful. What a waste!
And what do you think is going to happen in a couple of months, when there are no more lychees for the year on most trees. You think fruit junkies won't be doing some trespassing to get a fix? We're all armed out here, and tempers may flare. I say if we're going to wind up paying the medical bills, we have a right, nay a duty, to prohibit these dangerous fruits and flowers. NOW!
(I really need a new boat, so the sooner we get on this, the better!)