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I think I got an email from Gecko45

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by kingjoey, Sep 1, 2008.

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  1. kingjoey

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    Some guy was inquiring about getting some breaching attachments for Moss500's but had some particulars about how it was installed since it could interfere with the 37mm launcher mounted on it. Said they use them for bean bags/rubber buckshot occasionally during fugitive recovery :scrutiny: I played along, but something about it screamed 'mall ninja' :rolleyes:
     
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    The three rules of the Mall Ninja:
    Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize.
     
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    That's funny!
     
  4. kingjoey

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    Here's one of the emails, really odd stuff.

     
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    a 37 mm launcher under a pump shotgun? ***????
     
  6. Borch

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    I have finally familiarized myself with the legend of Gecko45 and the origin of the term mall ninja thanks to another thread on this forum. The one thing that struck me was how blatantly over the top stupid gung-ho he was. Nobody could be that pathetic and stupid unless they were purposely trying to.
     
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    I wasn't planning to post this here, but after this topic I just have to. I think your "customer" needs one of these:
     

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    I got it....your mall ninja is a bounty hunter

    how else would be on a "swat like team"and play cop? it all makes sence. just look at DOG the bounty hunter's team they're all mall ninjas
     
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    Yea, that tacticool pepper spray Dog and his team use really qualifies as mall ninja.

    ETA - They don't even carry guns... but instead pepper spray. No wonder they wear vests.
     
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    This guy's got it all wrong. He needs to mount a PL-8 launcher onto a Streetsweeper. A single-shot 37mm on a Mossy 500 just isn't tacticool enough!

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  12. Borch

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    None of the guys on Dog the Bounty Hunter's crew can legally carry guns as they are all convicted felons!!! Dog did prison time for manslaughter, his brother for illegal weapns possesion and sales and his greasy haired kid is a meth user/dealer. That's why they carry pepper spray.
     
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    ...but it's all good now cause they do God's work by tracking down and capturing the filth of society; poor people down on their luck who fall into the traps of addictive substances, mothers who failed to appear for their court dates because they have jobs to work and mouths to feed, you know, the real vultures of our commonwealth.

    God also commands that the Dog team use the N word frequently, no exceptions!
     
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