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I Voted for John Kerry

Discussion in 'Legal' started by BerettaNut92, Nov 2, 2004.

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  1. BerettaNut92

    BerettaNut92 Member

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    Posted to my blog, I'll share it here :D Scary part is all my friends voting for Kerry gave it a big thumbs up for me 'thinking out of the box' and all my friends voting Bush were snickering.

    Edited to add:
    Hopefully it is evident I am dripping from sarcasm like my Beretta drips Gun Scrubber after an IPSC match.

    Edited again for speeling :banghead:
     
  2. psyopspec

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    I feel for you dude. Duck, the defacation just hit the oscillation for you...

    In all honesty, thanks for voting your principles/heart/concience whatever.
    Extremely surprised to find out your feelings on gun control though.


    Edit:
    You're joking, right?
     
  3. psyopspec

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    Okeydoke, missed the edit.
     
  4. Grey54956

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    Darn funny, Skunk.
     
  5. Nightfall

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    Great stuff, Skunky. :D
    It still amazes me to no end that so many people really DO believe this. I can't comprehend the type of logic disconnect it takes to believe that the 2nd in the BILL OF RIGHTS protects the government. :banghead: Talk about double-think!
     
  6. myrockfight

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    Skunk - that was funny. You did have me worried before I read the post! :D

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    Speaking of double-think...
    It is hilarious to hear people talk vehemently about how the war on drugs doesn't work, just like prohibition of alchohol in the '30's didn't. In the same breath they will talk about how guns kill people and gun control will work if they would just completely ban them.
     
  7. C96

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    Unforunely there's a bunch of people that believe what you are saying.
    They wouldn't see the sarcasm there, it is all obviously well known facts. :(

    allan
     
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    Skunky...

    1% pays for 50% of the taxes, and that's not fair..

    They should pay for 90% of the taxes, because THAT'S FAIR..
     
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    So much truth and honesty

    Sarcasm aside
    " The Republican party tries to ignore race"

    For true color blind society. Race is just a non issue. Unless your a lefty Dem.
     
  11. Hypnogator

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    Had my wife's and my absentee ballots sent to my daughters house.

    She said we could have them only if we promised not to vote for Bush.

    We promised.

    Voted straight Republican. :D :D :D :D :D

    Of course, being from Texas, we might as well have avoided the hassle. :cool:
     
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    Skunk, you had me going for a minute,could not believe my eyes...geeesh, I thought you had really lost it for a minute, but I feel much better now...but don't ever scare me like that again...ok?
     
  14. cracked butt

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    This one gave me the biggest laugh.
    I had a drill and fill at the dentist last week- total time it took from me entering the lobby until out the door was less than 6 minutes. Last time I was at the DMV, this last summer, I waited in line for 3 hrs to get my CDL.:D
     
  15. Sistema1927

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    I voted for John Kerry























    Before I voted against him!
    (Honest, I checked the box next to his name, shuddered and almost vomited, and then hit the straight Republican button. Believe me, I double and triple checked prior to hitting the "Vote" button.)
     
  16. Standing Wolf

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    Aw, heck, yes! Any day now, we'll restore integrity to government, too.
     
  17. P95Carry

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    Oh wonderful - just wonderful.:barf: Such naive thinking is so prevalent - and yet in no way addresses how to get guns out of felonious hands - one little bit.

    Head in sand ... as usual for these freaks.:( :( :fire:

    Do ya ever feel like throwing in the towel? Sometimes ....... for a bit .....
     
  18. Kim

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    Well, when I first read this thread I thought. I've shot a few skunks in my life. I've never shot a hillibilly yet. But I did give away a Billy goat and the guy I sold it to shot it because it was mean-----which is why I gave it to him. Then as I read futher I realized I did not need to worry about shooting a Shunkabilly. Peace from another Arkansas resident Skunk.:D
     
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    Our precinct has touch-screen machines, and my brother hit the "john kerry/john edwards" button, realized his mistake, and hit "George W. Bush/Richard Cheney." So, he keeps telling people about how he voted FOR kerry before he voted AGAINST him.
     
  20. Carlos

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    now, that funny, MagNightX

    Skunk, like many others, I was shocked and ready to write you off.
     
  21. ReadyontheRight

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    I'd say 48% of the U.S. (plus the other folks who don't even care enough to vote) would have a tough time picking out the sarcasm since they FEEL almost exactly that way on these issues.

    Good one! :D
     
  22. Tharg

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    Man.....

    I scan read.... aka - skip about every 3rd word and you read quicker w/ most of the meaning....

    i had to re-read 3 times before i noted your edit.... couldn't believe my eyes... rofl.

    THEN i got into the quoted part.... was soooo conflused...

    rofl

    Sad part is like people are saying - those sound like completely credible points.... even tho when i read em its like looking at swiss cheese wondering where the rest of the swiss went.....

    heh

    J/Tharg!
     
  23. WilderBill

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    Damn Skunk, you had me goin' ,there!

    In the future, could you just let me use plain ol' coffee to get my heart started first thing inthe morning? :D
     
  24. Daniel T

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    I dunno, I thought it was pretty obvious that it was sarcasm. With Skunk's history here, it should have been apparent.

    Of course, he could have been hit in the head repeatedly with a mallet or something...but then, we would have known, because I'm pretty sure someone having all of their brains beaten out of their head and still surviving would have been national news. :)
     
  25. Wild Bill

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    Well done Skunk ... and well written in tongue-firmly-in-cheek style.

    I voted for Kerry as well ...

    ... as a write-in for county coroner. ;)
     
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