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If men ruled the world...

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by TheFederalistWeasel, May 23, 2005.

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  1. TheFederalistWeasel

    TheFederalistWeasel member

    Aug 1, 2003
    If men ruled the world...

    1. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

    2. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."

    3. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

    4. Birth control would come in ale or lager.

    5. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

    6. At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

    7. It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.

    8. Tanks would be far easier to rent.

    9. Garbage would take itself out.

    10. Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps".

    11. Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!".

    12. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

    13. St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated every month.

    14. The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.

    15. It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

    16. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

    17. Daisy Duke shorts would never again go out of style.

  2. Sean Smith

    Sean Smith Member

    Dec 28, 2002

    HINT: off topic.
  3. jobu07

    jobu07 Member

    Feb 17, 2004
    Pike County, PA
    It's not entirely off topic. There was passing mention of a tank! :D
  4. Preacherman

    Preacherman Member

    Dec 20, 2002
    Louisiana, USA
    Definitely OT for THR. Please re-post the thread at Armed Polite Society, the forum for our OT discussions.
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