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If You Have A Teen Age Daughter...

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by beaucoup ammo, Jan 5, 2006.

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  1. beaucoup ammo

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    I've never seen this or their other trunk monkey commercial (the first was better ;D) on TV.
    Wonder why. =/
     
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    where was he when my daughter was 16??
    This is too funny.

    AFS
     
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    Finally - one I haven't seen! There are 4 others I know of, all funny.
     
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    Just can't get over idea of Bearcat .22 going thru body armor at 27' and making hold size of Grand canyon.
     
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    I've now got four daughters, two sets of twins eleven months apart.

    I think I'm going to have to bow to the inevitable in about 15 years, and just try and get some chores or yard-work out of all the boys that will be sniffing about.
    :scrutiny:

    My wife has strictly forbidden me from shaving my head, getting sweaty, and breaking down one of my AK's for cleaning while muttering in my best impression of Col. Kurtz/Marlon Brando. :( (sigh)
     
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    Did she also forbid you from killing a water buffalo with a machete on the front lawn?

    Or maybe you could do Brando as Don Corleone.
     
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    Well most of my little sisiters boy friends would usually have the pleasure of watching me clean the family shotguns. If we weren't hunting we were at the range. So they would be getting constantly cleaned. So after she graduated she went to college and after she graduated there she had a couple of not so good relationships (I had moved to Fl) then she started talking to her high school sweet heart and they got married. And he saw the shotgun in peices many many many times.
     
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    My plan will be to make my daughters' suitors extremely aware of my daughters' firearms skills.

    Subtle threats and mind games can be much more terrifying than bluster.
     
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    hilarious
     
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    So, what shotgun's he got?

    That was good. I figure I'll have the wife send him downstairs to talk with me while the girl is finishing her make-up(kind of generic, that), and talk to the BF while linking .30 or .50.:what:
     
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    all of my teenage daughters dates come to my house and get to shoot pool with me. alone. we have a discussion and then i show them part of my gun collection. i then have a set of gonads from wards science that i show them and i tell them that they should respect my daughter the way that i do, and that she is made from half of me. i also tell them that they never know where i might be, and if they try anything to just think of the gonads in the bottle of alchohol. may sound bad, but the ones with good intentions are not scared off. my daughter hates it though.

    just short of a chastity belt huh guys? :)

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    Palerider, you are a mean, joy-killing dad... and I love it! :D
     
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    thanks,,,,,,,,,,:)

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