I have a listing in the classified section, and have had only one (private) response, although it is not what I was hoping for. Quoted here for your reading pleasure: //Quote: "Dear lovely one, ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear lovely one, please write me from my personal email at ( [email protected] ) Permit me to inform you about my desire to seek for assistant from you and i got the believe that you are going to help me out successfully. but firstly about myself. I am a 22 years old boy now, i was born on the 1of january 1984.to the family of Kouassi .and my father name is Joseph he is a very wealthy gold and cocoa merchant who based in ACCRA and ABIDJAN respectively, and I am there only child.well when i was a kid i went to a private schools and things were going on well for me and my parents till when i was in high school when my mother died on the 21ST october 1994 , My father took me so special because i am motherless. and he shower all his love on me and promised me that he will never have another woman because he did not want me for any problem.but has fate his my father got dead last year.but before the death of my father on the 12th December 2004 in a private hospital here in Abidjan , he called me secretly to his bed side and told me that he kept a sumof $2.500 000 (two million five hundred thousand united states dollars) in a bank in Abidjan Cote D'ivoire. meanwhile that he used my name as the next of kin in deposit of the fund.He also explained to me that it was because of this money he was poisoned by his business partner and that i should seek for foreign partner in a country of my choice where i would transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, such as ;real estate investment or stock market investment. Plesae, i am honourably soliciting your kind assistance as follows. 1) To provide a bank account where this money will be transfered into. 2) To serve as the guardian of these fund ,since i am 22years old. 3)To make arrangement for me in your country to continue my educational career and to procure me a residential permit in your country. I am inclined to offer you 15% of the total sum as a mode of compensation for your effort after the successful transfering of these fund to your nominated account overseas.Please i will be very happy if this transaction will be concluded with in seven (7) working days from now.I am expecting to hear from you as soon as possible. please write me from my personal email at ( [email protected] ) May Almighty God bless you as you do care for me Amen. Best regard Daniel Kouassi. //Close Quote: PS: I'm NOT that lovely!!