Quantcast
  1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Invaders from the Sky

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by 45R, Sep 10, 2003.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. 45R

    45R Member

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2002
    Messages:
    3,692
    Location:
    No Place Like Home
    HEHEHE another WHAT IF Thread

    If you saw little green men with blue helments parachuting out of planes....what would yah'll do.................

    My tin foiled lined baseball cap is on :)


    Golgo-13 I'm waiting for a good response :)
     
  2. CWL

    CWL Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2003
    Messages:
    6,505
    Sell the videotape and pictures I'll take to TV and the tabloids.

    Why would interstellar travellers need to parachute from an airplane?

    OK, I'll play. I'll lure them all into the nearest QuickeeMart and wait for them to reach the counter, at this point I'll have sneaked up to within 10' of them, pull out my pistola and yell "Freeze!". If anyone of them turns towards me, I'll plug the whole lotta 'em and explain to the cops that I was in fear for my life from the scumbags.
     
  3. Tierhog

    Tierhog Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2003
    Messages:
    233
    Location:
    Forks, Wa
    Little Green men with blue helmets.....Sounds like UN Peacekeepers to me. In which case I would honor the oath I took 20 years ago as a Marine.
     
  4. BerettaNut92

    BerettaNut92 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2002
    Messages:
    9,724
    Why are green men with blue helmets doing jumping out of 'airplanes'? Shouldn't they be jumping out of flying saucers? I smell a conspiracy....

    1. Recover my suprise that I buried under the baseball diamond at the city park.
    2. Use surplus .22 ammo, cigarettes and family members as bartering pieces for services and goods.
    3. Turn off water supply immediately--there's fluoride in the stuff.

    :D
     
  5. Chris Rhines

    Chris Rhines Member

    Joined:
    Dec 22, 2002
    Messages:
    3,773
    Location:
    Potomac, Maryland - Behind enemy lines!!
    I'd toss out the rest of my stash - the chemist obviously got glue or something in it...

    - Chris
     
  6. Deepdiver

    Deepdiver Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2003
    Messages:
    217
    Location:
    Colorado

    I'd change to a better brand of tequila - this cheap stuff is giving me halucinations:D !
     
  7. Jeff White

    Jeff White Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2002
    Messages:
    19,187
    Location:
    Alma Illinois
    Moving to General Discussion...I'd prefer to discuss real situations here...

    Jeff
     
  8. Lennyjoe

    Lennyjoe Member

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2002
    Messages:
    6,052
    Location:
    Southwestern Ohio
    If they were of the violent nature i would wait till thier feet hit the ground before I shot them.

    The Geneva convention prohibits me from shooting them on the way down.;)
     
  9. 4v50 Gary

    4v50 Gary Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2002
    Messages:
    18,524
    Disarm them upon landing, house them in the county jail where they'd be resuited to orange or red, depending on their classification, and notify INS to get a hold on them.
     
  10. Rusher

    Rusher Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2002
    Messages:
    156
    Location:
    Gaston,NC
    I like the idea of leading them to the local Quicky-Mart since the would be hungry(as any soldier is at any given time) introduce them to Quicky-Mart ....hot dogs, Nachos and slurppies and once the brain freeze kicks in push them in to the Beer cooler for safe keeping.......:D
     
  11. Wanderer

    Wanderer Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2003
    Messages:
    273
    shoot them, stuff them, and sell them as teddy-bear-like stuffed animals at the local carnival.
     
  12. OEF_VET

    OEF_VET Member

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2003
    Messages:
    2,062
    Location:
    Murfreesboro, TN
    Lennyjoe,

    According to the Law of Land Warfare, parachutists, that is forces who are assaulting an objective via an airborne insertion, are considered hostile and therefore may be fired upon while still in descent. However, aircrewmen bailing out of a stricken aircraft are not viable targets until they touch Terra Firma and commence to take hostile action such as draw a weapon. If they immediately surrender or attempt to escape and evade without taking hostile action, they are to be considered non-hostile and may not be engaged.

    Frank
     
  13. Tamara

    Tamara Senior Member

    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2002
    Messages:
    9,325
    Location:
    Hoosieropolis
    Well, if they were coming in across the road over the lake, I reckon I'd have to use steel shot, right?

    Actually, I'd probably wait for them to land and find the trail of Reese's Pieces that I'd cleverly scattered to draw them into a kill zone.
     
  14. Jeff White

    Jeff White Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2002
    Messages:
    19,187
    Location:
    Alma Illinois
    Doesn't the TN Dept of Natural Resources consider that hunting over a baited area :D?

    Jeff
     
  15. Lennyjoe

    Lennyjoe Member

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2002
    Messages:
    6,052
    Location:
    Southwestern Ohio
  16. feedthehogs

    feedthehogs Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2003
    Messages:
    1,801
    Offer up my neighbor for an anal probe in exchange for safe passage to planet moronica.

    Note to self:
    Don't forget to pickup more tin foil. Reception is fading.
     
  17. Majic

    Majic Member

    Joined:
    May 3, 2003
    Messages:
    5,370
    Location:
    Virginia
    If they were green I wouldn't stand under them. Sound like a case of air sickness to me. :barf:
     
  18. Matt1911

    Matt1911 Member

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2003
    Messages:
    303
    Location:
    Indiana
    "offer up my neighbor for anal probe....":what: Guess he should've returned the lawn mower.....
    Matt
     
  19. seeker_two

    seeker_two Member

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2002
    Messages:
    3,616
    Location:
    Deep in the Heart of the Lone Star State (TX)
    I KNEW I was keeping that big bag of Roman Candles & bottle rockets for SOMETHING...:evil:
     
  20. foghornl

    foghornl Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2002
    Messages:
    7,403
    "....Hey, looky here, Slim...a new-fangled 'sportin clays' game..."
     
    Last edited: Sep 11, 2003
  21. tommytrauma

    tommytrauma Member

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2002
    Messages:
    439
    Location:
    Wisconsin
    Important safety reminder: You need to cook the meat until it's no longer green in the center.
     
  22. Dr.Rob

    Dr.Rob Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2002
    Messages:
    14,475
    Location:
    Centennial, CO
    Just cuz I'm a sick puppy...

    Turn on that disco song "it's raining men" before unlimbering all the copper jacketed fury available at my disposal.

    That way I'll have a good insanity defense if I was wrong.:scrutiny:
     
  23. Zip06

    Zip06 Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2003
    Messages:
    393
    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    Well, I'd say, "Welcome, you numbnuts, to the Peoples Republic of Oregon. Please sign up to pay parachute taxes immediately. While you are at it, why don't you get a drivers license like the other illegal aliens do?
     
  24. TallPine

    TallPine Member

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2002
    Messages:
    7,734
    Location:
    somewhere in the middle of Montana
    I would just sigh ....... :rolleyes:

    More Californians moving in.
     
  25. pax

    pax Member

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2002
    Messages:
    9,762
    Location:
    Washington state
    Cute, funny ... and Off Topic.

    Sorry, guys. :(

    pax
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page