Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by ECVMSparky, Jun 22, 2007.
Officer "do you have any weapons in the car".
Vnepilot "a few"....
officer looks in back seat I had 7 pistols 2 ARs and my UZI and my shotgun.
Officer asks me to call him next time I go shooting so he can play too and gives me a warning for speeding...
I doubt the average "arsenal" would even make the local blotter
Is "offshoots" still there? I know there are like a MILLION training schools there, some more reputable than most.
Knew a guy from one of the schools, Last name of Little, said he LOVED it there, and i should consider moving there.
Didn't think it would be, it was about ten years ago, those thing scome and go, i'm gonna seriously consider that, i've heard nothing but good things about that part of GA.
Hey, i don't think it counts as a hijack if the person who started the thread was the one who got you sidetracked..
But please, MORE,MORE, This is funny stuff.
If it was from the People's Republic of Mecklenburg County if would probably be along the lines of
"Young male arrested for ownership of of a "gun cabinet" full of boxes of ammunition and gun. Included were a Saiga assault weapon, a type of AK47. Several shotguns were found, including a single barrel that can be made to conceal easily, and a semi-automatic weapon called 1100, both are capable of spraying bullets. A .44 caliber black-powder revolver was also discovered, in a "cowboy" holster for speedy drawing. Police say the most deadly device was a Russian should-fired field artillery piece called a "Mosin Nagant M38." This weapons fires a 7.62 caliber bullet that is capably of penetrating body armor and shooting down planes.
Police also recovered ammunition, including steel bird-shot that is capable of blowing off a person’s torso. The person had two 20 round boxes of Wolf FMJ cop-killer bullets, a box of Winchester FMJ bullets and a box of PMC-brand jacketed soft point bullets that expand inside the body to cause extra damage. The Male had over 400 rounds of 7.62x54R full metal jacket and jacketed soft point for the Russian military rifle.
His computer had been used to research weapons, ranging from 9mm cop-killer pistols to long-range sniper rifles in calibers from .30-30 to .308.
In addition to the weapons, police recovered a library of books on combat and history. Several books that were found were pro-evil-capitalism, including Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations. The male also possessed books such as Plutarch’s Lives Darwin’s Origin of Species and works of John Locke. Locke is famous for implying people have “rights.” These books are highly dangerous to Government, as they can cause thinking in the populace. Thinking is evil.
Police Chief Joseph “Pol Pot” Lenin is stated to say “This young man obviously was troubled. Rather than watching Television he was reading books, which he may have later used to educate peers. We feel that if he may have gone on a shooting spree, but he cannot be blamed, it’s the weapon’s fault for making him do so.”
Heh, I had to much fun typing that.
Nationwide Manhunt Ends With Arrest
Around here, the papers usually throw in something about meth possession or stolen credit cards, charges which mysteriously never make it to the arraignment.
Mr. F explained to the responding officers that he used the hat to "keep out the government's mind-control rays."
"It might have been an easier situation if he'd been wearing pants," said Officer Snertly. "Also, he was covered in a silky sheen of Eezox and Hoppe's No. 9, which as we all know, are chemicals used to clean and maintain firearms. Firearms, like the ones that kill baby harp seals and Bambi's mother. With all that lube, he was certainly hard to grab ahold of."
Upon searching Mr. F's house, the police found a stash of "assault weapons," including several bolt and lever-action rifles--the same types used by Charles Whitman in the 1966 University of Texas massacre.
They also found numerous pistols, some of which resemble pistols used by famous movie villains, and all of which should therefore be banned. A stockpile of ammunition arranged to "eerily resemble a Frederick's of Hollywood advertisement" were also found, claim onlookers. A library of violent videogames and outdated college textbooks were present, indicating the possibility that he might have been planning a school shooting.
The contents of Mr. F's sock-drawer remain classified until scientists can determine whether he has achieved Cold Fusion or simply committed a terrible sin against nature.
Mr. F is currently unreachable for comment as he disappeared following the appearance of strange lights over Kennesaw mountain last night. His last recorded utterance was, "Bigfoot and Jimi are a'comin' to take me home."
quit spying on me will ya!
I was on the news when I was 6, boy puts xmas ornament on tree at local Denny's for some charity he can't remember. My 15 minutes has been over for 30 years. May yours be too.
Plus, my back was to the camera. Elvis lives...
Now that's interesting. I almost bought a hardcopy of that at the last gunshow I went to Along with several other books/pamphlets about improvised munitions and survival help. Wonder what that write up would look like?
A local college student was found to be in possession of a revolving assault firearm today, along with many high powered assult weapons, shotguns, sniper rifles, grenades, explosive, thousands of rounds of explosive ammunition, hundreds of rounds of non-explosive ammumnition, several hundred John Deere tractors, many books about tractors, and one tactical assault cat. Investigators are trying to search his computer but having trouble getting past the hundreds of gigs of porn and viruses. His family is currently making plans to convert his bedroom into a game room in his absense. Police say he will probly never see the light of day again,... because his eyesight is very bad.
So Damn true.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
This is how the miranda warning SHOULD be read.
If they raided my house I don't know what they would say. I'd rather not find out.
an incredibly handsome man
was interviewed by police today after it was discovered
that he is also incredibly intelligent.
I thought it would be the old copy of Mein Kampf and the SS dagger that people might wonder about.
Pissing. Oh man this thread is hilarious.
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