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Liberal, Republican or Redneck?

Discussion in 'Legal' started by 280PLUS, Jan 23, 2006.

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  1. 280PLUS

    280PLUS Member

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    This might be an old one, seems familiar...

    Subject: Liberal, Republican or Redneck?



    Are you a Liberal, Republican or Redneck?
    Here is a little test that will help you decide.



    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
    and two small children.



    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
    around thecorner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
    praises Allah, raises the knife,and charges at you.

    You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an
    expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches
    you and your family.



    What do you do?





    Liberal's Answer:



    Well, that's not enough information to answer the
    question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?



    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
    him to attack?



    Could we run away?



    What does my wife think?



    What about the kids?



    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
    the knife out of his hand?



    What does the law say about this situation?



    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?



    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
    of message does this send to society and to my children?



    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
    content just to wound me?



    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
    family get away while he was stabbing me?



    Should I call 911?



    Why is this street so deserted?



    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
    make this a happier,healthier street that would discourage
    such behavior.



    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
    some friends for few days and try to come to a
    consensus.







    Republican's Answer:



    BANG!






    Redneck Answer:



    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    click.



    (sounds of reloading).



    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    click.



    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
    Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?



    Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!



    Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
     
  2. cbsbyte

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    How many versions are there of this dumb joke?
     
  3. joab

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    I guess this tells us that rednecks are the ignorant bloodlusting cretins, how original.

    So tell what would a black family do, go through his pants looking for crack.
     
  4. 280PLUS

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    Actually , I thought we were poking fun at liberals...

    my bad :eek:

    remember, if you do not bump it, it will go away...

    :p
     
  5. joab

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    Actually it plays into the stereotypes that the antis use against gunowners
     
  6. dasmi

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    What would the libertarian answer be?
     
  7. 280PLUS

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    True, in the case of the rednecks, however the liberal part plays into the stereotypes we pro's use against the antis. Noone is spared here. Well, except for the Libertarians. So far...

    :D
     
  8. Sinsaba

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    I thought it was a joke ... what's with all of the political stuff?

    Lighten up!
     
  9. 280PLUS

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    It's ok, I expected a little guff.

    This place wouldn't be the same without it! :what:

    :p
     
  10. joab

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    Demeaning an ethnicity is far different from poking fun at political ideals

    Ideals and opinions can change with age, wisdom and appropriate stimuli.

    Picking at ethnicities is no better than picking on handicaps or minor birth defects

    I find it just as offensive when friends send me this type of humor with blacks and gays as the object of ridicule
     
  11. MarkDido

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    Agree! It's called humor! Look it up!

    Lighten up Francis......
     
  12. joab

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    OK then here's one for you )(insert your own racisms)
    A black guy, a Puerto Rican and a Jew fall of a ten story building together who hits the ground first? Who cares.

    How's that. I'm sure someone would find that funny, should the rest just "lighten up"
     
  13. progunner1957

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    Shoot to wound, take his knife, gut him like a whitetail:D :D :D
     
  14. Kodiaz

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    Umm the black guy might be a Redneck too.

    Here in Fl there are Black as well as Hispanic rednecks.
     
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    <flick> (from safe to 3 shot burst mode, 'cause of course an L. resident in Libertopia has a real gun with Da Switch)

    BAA-DA-DOW!!
    BAA-DA-DOW!!
    BAA-DA-DOW!!
    BAA-DA-DOW!!
    BAA-DA-DOW!!
    BAA-DA-DOW!!
    BAA-DA-DOW!!
    BAA-DA-DOW!!
    BAA-DA-DOW!!
    BAA-DA-DOW!!
    <CLACK!>
    <sound of reload>



    Yeah, I think I've seen this joke a few too many times. Let it rest for a while.
     
  16. Remington788

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    Which one is an ethnicity? The Liberal, the Republican or the Redneck?:confused:
     
  17. joab

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    There's this thing called a dictionary, look it up;)
     
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