Mall Ninja?

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Someone mentioned Delta Force.

I'd say Mall Ninjas are a farce to be reckoned with. And no, that's no misspelling.

-edit- that thing above me wasn't posted before, but it's definitely something they'd carry...in a red wagon as they patrol the mall and watch out for skateboarders...erm, "threats".
 
Crashola said:
I always think of the "Mall Ninja" when I see Dog the Bounty Hunter and his crew.
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Exactly! Everytime I see that stupid show while clicking channels, I think to myself - what a bunch of wannabe dweebs.

I'd love to see an episode where they get their asses kicked by a serious badguy.
 
I dunno, we are probably all Mall Ninjas in somebody's view.

Case in point, a few years back I took my CAR4 into a gunshow to sell it (I wanted 2x AKs, but that is a different story). I am not into all the uber accessories and other klink that just makes a gun heavier and less lethal as a club when you need it to be. I was wearing shorts, sandals and a Tshirt. But I guess cause my plain jane AR was body slung low behind my back someone thought I was trying to look cool - it was a comfort choice. So then I hear someone say something like, "now there's a real gun, wonder when he'll use it" or some such BS. Forget that my CAR4 got plenty of varminting use in the mesquite thickets of Central Texas - its a great bush rifle. To him, I was the Mall Ninja.

And when I went to a gunshow this weekend and saw this kid walking around with a tricked out AR - lights, lasers, scope + mini dot, bipod - all matching tan and black - but otherwise a perfectly respectable individual minding his own manners, I thought he was a mall ninja - gun did look cool tho :)
 
Abosultely loved how the guy in post 33 handled the loaded firearm and dwelled on the quickness of the sig. Most semi auto firearms i'm accustomed too will fire as fast as you can pull the trigger. In video 2 how the hell do you shoot low and left by jerking the trigger? My advanced pistol instructor noticed I was shooting to the left and mentioned I should increase my weak hand grip and it greatly Improved my accuracy. Of course the fact I take lessons must make me a MALL NINJA LOL.
 
Speaking of the Non-Geico Gecko makes me think of a poster on FIREHOUSE.com forums from the past. He had two classic send-ups of super volunteer firefighters.

One was equipping his Ford Pinto with a AWACS rotating antenna so he could get all scanner frequencies and managed to take off from the ground while he was en route to a call. He was reported as a UFO.

The other was for putting such a huge number of lights and sirens on his vehicle that he had to have a dozen batteries as a power supply and when he turned things on, it blinded people, or something like that.

Gecko was strictly a joke. It had to be. Nobody, nowhere, was running around like a mall ninja like that.

The Doc is out now. :cool:
 
No, it's the many contributors, aka "pimply-faced kids", no CHL, that claim they carry 2 or more pistols, multiple mags, and a boot-knife when they go to the mall or dinner...:uhoh: It reminds me of Bennett in Commando talking about "piss-ant soldiers acting tough....". :)



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Hey Jdub

"...I was going to post a sweet pic of my bullet proof 98 ranger that I equipped with twin.50 cals in the bed..." makes me think of all the gear I see in some pick-ups 'round here. Most definitely men I want on MY side when the scratchin' at my doors at night ain't raccoons. Diesel, dual-ies, crew-cab, year-old mud, on a $50,000 truck, unwashed cuz there's not enough time between full-moons to git-er-done, amazing setups for weekend survival, mega-gun-carriers, smoothies and 30-06 and prob more. These aren't Ninjas! They are the epitome of "A Country-boy Will Survive!" The FREE Country, that is!! Where do I enlist?
 
mall ninja: stutters the talk and flops the walk. also likes to wear the cheapest kmart gear.

i recently met someone trying to show off his taurus. he bought a $6 airsoft holster from walmart. what a pos. thought it was the best tactical holster for the money. um, no.
 
Thanks for that earlthegoat, I've never been able to find the original preserved thread. Those reactions are priceless.

You know, that thread kind of inspired me to ditch all my guns and get better "tacticle" (spelling definitely included) weapons.

-edit- Warhammer, you made my day.
 
" I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas."

Priceless. That line always makes me smile.
 
I love the Elite Team kid's advice that you should always stick your finger in the chamber to make sure your gun is unloaded! :scrutiny:
 
In the interest of historical accuracy here is the first post to use the term "Mall Ninja"
Infantry556
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posted 03-25-2001 16:24 Click Here to See the Profile for infantry556 Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Hello Gecko45, or should I say MALL NINJA!!!
just some real quick advice: Stay away from Special Weapons, to call them s#@t would be too nice. Also, saved the mayors nephew? is that some kind of f#@king joke?

For everyone who doesn't know the whole mall ninja story check out this link: www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja.html

infantry556 out.

[This message has been edited by infantry556 (edited 03-25-2001).]
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I've known what a mall ninja is for a while, but I never knew it was this bad. I just read the whole gecko thing. A small part of me died...
 
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