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Mall Ninjas

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by PATH, Dec 25, 2002.

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  1. PATH

    PATH Member

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    No new board would be complete without a Mall Ninjas thread!
     
  2. twoblink

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    Careful!

    I resemble that remark! :D
     
  3. Schuey2002

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    Oh,no! Not mall ninjas.. :D

    Somebody please pinch me. I must be dreaming.
     
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    **Smack, ka-pow, bang, smash, slap!** I'll do better!
     
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    The famous Mall Ninjas!:D
     
  6. 45R

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    Can someone please explain to me what mall ninjas are?
     
  7. 2nd Amendment

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    OK, maybe we need a Mall Ninja section. That way we can all avoid it more easily! :)
     
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    Mall ninja sighting in Carrollton, Georgia on Sunday. This one was hanging out near a strip mall. High Roaders, be on the lookout!
     
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    mallnin·ja (môl nin·ja) n. pl. mall·ninja or mall·nin·jas
    1. A member of a class of highly trained Retail Security agents, who subscribe to the14th-century Japanese art of Ninjustsu, as well as having years of experience in modern urban combat strategy, equipment and tactics. These vigilant agents ceaselessly patrol and defend America's shopping complexes.


    You have got to be kidden!!!!

    Thats great!


    45R
     
  11. 1GUNRUNNER

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    Fear the Mallninja. hehe
     
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    I almost got to watch them in action the other day. They were all gathered around a suspected shoplifter at the mall just itching to take him down. I think two things stopped them. One, he was a big ol boy. Two, they didn't want to ruin their Smoky The Bear hats.

    I was debating on what I would do if the guy got the better hand of the six of them surrounding him. Either help them or just watch. I finally figured I'd buy him a soda if he whupped all six of them. :D

    Good Shooting
    RED
     
  13. 2nd Amendment

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    Get some other mall patrons to gather round and you could have played bookie. Split the proceeds to bail the guy out if he kicked their butts in a sufficiently entertaining way, too.
     
  14. PATH

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    Ah yes! Mall Ninjas coming to a multiplex at the mall near you!:D
     
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    I had a mall ninja dream last night - I was the ninja. Shiny wall walking boots, too. Anyhow, I was "The Best of The Best of The Best", so all these creeps would find me to "challenge" me. I was cornered by about six of them, and I end up doing this Equilibrium/Matrix style Gun Kata on them. Yee-ha! :p
     
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    Inspired by the mall ninjas, I am going to apply for my mall ninja CCW tomorrow :D
     
  18. 4v50 Gary

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    While we can laugh at them as "wannabe warriors" or "wannebe cops", without these stalwart security professionals, our automobiles would be burglarized a lot more while we're at the mall. It's OK to laugh at them, but remember, we all started somewhere when we were kids working through college (I was a cashier, computer operator and I hauled trash).
     
  19. PATH

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    Gary,

    there is nothing wrong with working Mall Security. The laughter comes in when people take themselves and the job too seriously.
    I would never engage in ad hominem attacks. It is just that sometimes these folks act in a fashion that makes the average joe like myself laugh hsterically!
     
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    Thanx.
    I had forgotten about this. just went and reread the original mall ninja thread.
    I have not laughed that hard in a LONG time.
     
  21. dave

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    Got to love that part about taking .308 hits to the back, just to give the other MNs time to set up.


    Mall Ninja, you da man.
     
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    Schuey2002, thats pretty funny.
    :D
     
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    Ah yea, the Mall Ninja

    Those guys are friggin' hilarious. :D
     
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    The ancient art of Retail Ninjustsu. Respect!

    Diesle
     
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    remember:

    "if taking multiple .308 rounds to the back is plan A, then it's time for a plan B"

    And I actually worked mall security for a while. Easy job, lousy pay, but some VERY nice scenery (for a single guy, anyway)... ;)
     
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