Not everyone likes rhymes, but...

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The bad guy advanced down the hall.
She gave nine-eleven a call.
The police were delayed,
But she wasn't afraid,
'Cause she could take care of it all.



(Note: Use typical limerick cadence.)
 
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The stalker was heard to opine,
"Before the cops get here, she's mine!"
But she ruined his fun
When she pulled out a gun
And handled the stalker just fine.
 
Alternate non-PC version:

The stalker was heard to opine,
"Before the cops get here, she's mine!"
But she ruined his fun
When she pulled out a gun
And blew out the dumb crackhead's spine.
 
'twas the night before Friday
when a badguy did come.
She was home all alone
so she called 911.

"police are en route"
the operator said
but by the time they get here
she may be dead.

Seconds count she thought
when you must stay alive
so she picked up her rifle
and she loaded in five.

The footsteps grew louder
on the second floor
so she chambered a round
and she aimed at the door.

Her attacker was armed
and he came in the room
the silence was broken
by an incredible BOOM.

His face showed great shock
when he heard the loud sound
then he grabbed his chest
and he fell to the ground.

The cops arrived later
and found the man dead
she thanked them for coming
and went back to bed.
 
At 12:01 she called 911
At 12:02 her gun she drew
At 12:03 she tried to flee
At 12:04 he opened her door
At 12:05 her muzzle did rise
At 12:06 she shot the prick
By 12:07 he was on his way to heaven
At 12:08 he was turned away from them pearly gates
:D
 
Give it one more line (and minor editing) and make it a proper limerick . . .

Near midnight she called 911,
by 12:06 the fighting was done.
The help didn't arrive,
so use a rifle to stay alive.
God bless a woman with a gun!





Scott
 
Split second decisions
can't be made in minutes,
so be brave with defenses
or wait to be finished.
 
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