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Oh Dear, I've gone and scared the parents

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by DontBurnMyFlag, Nov 21, 2005.

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  1. DontBurnMyFlag

    DontBurnMyFlag Member

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    I recently told friends and family over dinner that I purchased a concealable sleek black-metal object with a high capacity load capable of doing harm with absolutly no background check at a local store.


    As I let them thinking about what gun I bought now...I revealed to them, I bought a stapler.


    So, next time your at the office. Just announce thats what your carrying to work, and then when your co-workers are confused, produce the stapler.

    It got laughs from me, but Im easily entertained.
     
  2. Kharn

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    You should've bought the red one from Office Space. :p

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  3. xring04

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    must be black to be scary.
     
  4. benEzra

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    Betcha it's even semiautomatic. :D
     
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    Ya know... if you found a way to put a scope on it, then you'd have a high capacity, concealable, sniper stapler! :neener:
     
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    You see the size of the reloads they sell? No check, even to kids! Double ended nickled penetrators!
     
  7. Kurush

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    Ex... excuse me... I believe you have my assault stapler!
     
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    That would be the red Swingline...it's classified as an assault stapler even though most of the features are cosmetic.
     
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    DontBurnMyFlag,
    It's people like you that deserve to be a millionaire, not those filthy hypocritical slobs.
     
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    I prefer the rapid fire electric model myself
     
  11. Vitamin G

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    Actually, i believe that Swingline did not even produce a red stapler until "Office Space" created such a demand for one, that they had very little choice.
     
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