WVGunman
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- Feb 26, 2014
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So, M*CARBO, we need to talk.
Look, when I ordered some parts from your website, I was just doing what comes naturally. I own a Kel-Tec Sub2000, and you had some cool widgets for it. I entered my info, you sent the parts. I thought we both had a good time, and that was it.
But then you had to ruin it by getting weird.
Perhaps I should've seen the crazy when I received four emails from you before my merchandise had even shipped. But you just couldn't stop yourself there, oh no. I got an email over ever single aspect of my lone purchase: an email confirming the transaction, an email thanking me for buying, an email when it left the building, an email reminding me it was on its way, an email telling me it was delivered, an email asking me if I liked it, an email asking me to take a survey, an email encouraging me to join the M*CARBO "Brotherhood," (WTH that is), an email asking if I needed help installing the parts, etc.
So. M*CARBO, I've bought one item from you and have received THIRTEEN total emails (I counted). This just can't continue. I'm sure I'm not the only guy who bought just one thing and then you never heard from him again. Let it go already. You're just sounding desperate now. There are other customers in the world, some of whom might want to buy from you again and again, and enter into the symbiotic financial relationship you clearly want. In fact, I'm sure of it, because the stuff I got from you was pretty good. I just didn't need anything else. I'm sorry you wanted more from me, but it just isn't going to happen, okay?
Don't make me block you.
Look, when I ordered some parts from your website, I was just doing what comes naturally. I own a Kel-Tec Sub2000, and you had some cool widgets for it. I entered my info, you sent the parts. I thought we both had a good time, and that was it.
But then you had to ruin it by getting weird.
Perhaps I should've seen the crazy when I received four emails from you before my merchandise had even shipped. But you just couldn't stop yourself there, oh no. I got an email over ever single aspect of my lone purchase: an email confirming the transaction, an email thanking me for buying, an email when it left the building, an email reminding me it was on its way, an email telling me it was delivered, an email asking me if I liked it, an email asking me to take a survey, an email encouraging me to join the M*CARBO "Brotherhood," (WTH that is), an email asking if I needed help installing the parts, etc.
So. M*CARBO, I've bought one item from you and have received THIRTEEN total emails (I counted). This just can't continue. I'm sure I'm not the only guy who bought just one thing and then you never heard from him again. Let it go already. You're just sounding desperate now. There are other customers in the world, some of whom might want to buy from you again and again, and enter into the symbiotic financial relationship you clearly want. In fact, I'm sure of it, because the stuff I got from you was pretty good. I just didn't need anything else. I'm sorry you wanted more from me, but it just isn't going to happen, okay?
Don't make me block you.