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Penguin murders prompt sniper aid

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by everallm, Jul 16, 2009.

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  1. everallm

    everallm Member

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    You can't make this stuff up.....

    Now for the what caliber or should the penguins get CCW........:evil:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8153168.stm
     
  2. mbt2001

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    Police these days have snipers, .50 cals, Armored Carriers and are trained to knife fight.

    ***?
     
  3. BMF500

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    Ha, I work with a few Aussies, I'l have to ask them about this!!
     
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    Where do you get a job where you get to lay out in nature all night with orders to shoot at will against an enemy that isn't really trying to kill you. I mean you could just go out there, fall asleep and get paid. Then claim whatever was is just too fast or something.
     
  5. paintballdude902

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    ummmm idk something small but not too small 20MM FTW
     
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    I must admit, that's a great thread title. :D

    The story isn't funny, but the title sure is.
     
  7. D94R

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    So, the snipers, they carry sling shots or boomerangs?
     
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    I suppose that is why the look for people with some kind of work ethic. Not everyone is looking for a way to cheat the system.

    On the other hand, if they didn't have any effect on the penguin killings, I'm sure they wouldn't remain on the payroll.
     
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    what do they do if the animals doing the killing are a different protected species?
     
  11. jackdanson

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    Ummm, anyone have a link to an application?

    I like penguins!! (I like dogs too, but if they are "wild" they can really screw up the local environment and should be treated like any other varmint)

    I dunno, I work at UPS.. I could technically dump all my packages into the river and say they were stolen. ::lightbulb above head::

    Seriously, some people actually work, even without being directly watched.
     
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    CCW for penguins? Has to be a Walther PPK ala James Bond. I mean, they already have the tux...
     
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    i think their heads explode.

    on the other, other hand, if they stop the penguin killings, they will still be out of a job.
     
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    I read that all wrong...

    I thought a sniper somewhere had an assistant (aid) who showed up on time (prompt) and was killed by a penguin.

    That might have made an interesting story too though.
     
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