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Please pause a moment, reflect back, and

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Rockrivr1, Aug 17, 2005.

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  1. Rockrivr1

    Rockrivr1 Member

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    This was being passed around my local USPCA email distribution. Thought I'd pass it along. Not sure if it's been posted here or not


    Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the
    following multiple choice test. The events are actual
    Events from history. They actually happened!

    Do you remember?

    1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
    a. Superman
    b. Jay Leno
    c. Harry Potter
    d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

    2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
    massacred by
    a. Olga Corbett
    b. Sitting Bull
    c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
    a. Lost Norwegians
    b. Elvis
    c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon
    by:
    a. John Dillinger
    b. The King of Sweden
    c. The Boy Scouts
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
    a. A pizza delivery boy
    b. Pee Wee Herman
    c. Geraldo Rivera
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
    old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard
    in his wheelchair by:
    a. The Smurfs
    b. Davy Jones
    c. The Little Mermaid
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy
    diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
    a. Captain Kidd
    b. Charles Lindberg
    c. Mother Teresa
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    a. Scooby Doo
    b. The Tooth Fairy
    c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    a. Richard Simmons
    b. Grandma Moses
    c. Michael Jordan
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
    a. Mr. Rogers
    b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
    problems
    c. The World Wrestling Federation
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were
    used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers
    and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon
    and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.
    Thousands of people were killed by:
    a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    b. The Supreme Court of Florida
    c. Mr. Bean
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    a. Enron
    b. The Lutheran Church
    c. The NFL
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
    a. Bonnie and Clyde
    b. Captain Kangaroo
    c. Billy Graham
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    Nope, ..I really don't see a pattern here to justify
    profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never
    offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing
    us, airport security screeners will no longer be
    allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct
    random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
    airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who
    are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
    Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning
    and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males
    between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

    Let's send this to as many people as we can so that
    the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys
    along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common
    sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves -- if they
    have any such sense. As the writer of the award
    winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid
    is as stupid does."

    Come on people, for God's Sake wake up!!! Keep this going. Pass it
    on to everyone in your address book. Our Country and our troops need
    our support.

    Oh by the way, guess who just bombed London?

    That's right!!!

    Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40
     
  2. Janitor

    Janitor Senior Member

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    Da##it!

    I guessed Christopher Walken. :(

     
  3. Preacherman

    Preacherman Member

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    Old, and also OT for GGD.
     
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