I had arrived in Baghdad as a security-contractor and was surprised to see that there was a 2-can policy in place (beer, that is). How and where you got it was up to you, but maximum 2 beers a night (for those of you who've been there, we lived outside the Green Zone so we weren't subject to that military regulation prohibiting booze on-base).
Of course, there's always one idiot and this lad really won himself no friends by getting completely hammered one night. Well, as annoyed as we were, he was a good operator and he swore it would never happen again. Wasn't 3 days later and he hit the sauce hard, puking his guts out in the garden below the local massage parlour before passing out completely, so one of the lads had a bright idea which was highly approved of by all present.
We wrestled his body into one of the wagons and drove him to a house just around the corner from ours that we knew was for rent (and therefore empty), got him into the garage and stripped his clothes off. He was then gagged, dressed him in an orange jump-suit before his ankles and hands were tied behind him, hooded with 2 green plastic sandbags and set 2 of our Iraqi guards to watch over him till we came to get him.
I can only imagine his horror when he woke up and managed to rub the sandbags off his head - and to be confronted by the sight of 2 silent, evil-looking Iraqis with slung AK47s grinning and drawing their fingers across their throats at him. I didn't see the end-result, but from what I heard the stench was unbelievable; and he was fired so fast he still smelled bad when we drove to the BIAP and put him on the C130 to Kuwait.
Some people's sole purpose in life seems to be to serve as a warning to those who come later - booze was never a problem thereafter.
Of course, there's always one idiot and this lad really won himself no friends by getting completely hammered one night. Well, as annoyed as we were, he was a good operator and he swore it would never happen again. Wasn't 3 days later and he hit the sauce hard, puking his guts out in the garden below the local massage parlour before passing out completely, so one of the lads had a bright idea which was highly approved of by all present.
We wrestled his body into one of the wagons and drove him to a house just around the corner from ours that we knew was for rent (and therefore empty), got him into the garage and stripped his clothes off. He was then gagged, dressed him in an orange jump-suit before his ankles and hands were tied behind him, hooded with 2 green plastic sandbags and set 2 of our Iraqi guards to watch over him till we came to get him.
I can only imagine his horror when he woke up and managed to rub the sandbags off his head - and to be confronted by the sight of 2 silent, evil-looking Iraqis with slung AK47s grinning and drawing their fingers across their throats at him. I didn't see the end-result, but from what I heard the stench was unbelievable; and he was fired so fast he still smelled bad when we drove to the BIAP and put him on the C130 to Kuwait.
Some people's sole purpose in life seems to be to serve as a warning to those who come later - booze was never a problem thereafter.