chopinbloc
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sorry if you've all heard this and maybe this isn't the best place for an e-mail joke but i got a chuckle out of it and it is a gun joke.
How to call the police in West Virginia
George Phillips of Elkins, West Virginia was going up to bed when his wife
told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see
from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the
light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in your house?" and
he said no.
Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in
his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my
shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot
them all". Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught
the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
i dunno, maybe it really belongs in strategies and tactics.
How to call the police in West Virginia
George Phillips of Elkins, West Virginia was going up to bed when his wife
told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see
from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the
light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in your house?" and
he said no.
Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in
his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my
shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot
them all". Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught
the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
i dunno, maybe it really belongs in strategies and tactics.
