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Poll: Why did Cheney shoot Whittington?

Discussion in 'Legal' started by Lobotomy Boy, Feb 13, 2006.

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Why did Cheney shoot Whittington?

  1. He accidentally channeled Chuck Norris.

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%
  2. The gamma rays sent his pacemaker into double time and he was tripping out.

    2 vote(s)
    14.3%
  3. He caught Whittington making a cell-phone call to Al Queada.

    2 vote(s)
    14.3%
  4. He was sending a message to Scooter.

    9 vote(s)
    64.3%
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  1. Lobotomy Boy

    Lobotomy Boy Member

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  2. Technosavant

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    Well, it wasn't #1.

    Chuck Norris can just wish him dead, and it will happen. Unless Chuck decided the guy only needed to be wounded, and Cheney was the chosen method of action. :evil:

    I am hearing today that Whittington is doing fine this morning. Good for him.
     
  3. Optical Serenity

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    Thanks for the laugh...the only time these days I think of Chuck Norris is those "Total Gym Workout" infomercials. :D
     
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    Chuck does not posses the level of power to wish someone dead, only Mr. T can do that.
     
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    Ummmm, Whittington is a Democrat??
     
  6. Biker

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    I'll bet that Scooter is sitting in a cheap motel room right now with the curtains drawn, huddled in a dark corner with a gallon of Old Crow in one hand and a pawn shop .38 in the other, watching the door....:uhoh:
     
  7. Art Eatman

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    I should run a poll of why this thread even started. But I won't.

    :), Art
     
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