Anybody here who is a MDPD officer probably will be hearing about me today.... so try not to laugh too hard. More to come. I haven't slept and am sick as I was pretty much locked naked (boxers on only) in the cold for 6 hours. I'm sure I'll lose a ton of respect for what I did.... but, I will tell the story when I get a chance soon so that others won't make the same mistake and have to go through the 6 or more horrible agonizing hours (as your hand goes numb) and begin to get desperate, literally starting to wonder if you'll have to seriously injure yourself to get out of the situation. It's a horrible, yet moronically funny (for you all and the MDPD officers who thank G-d helped, and were very professional, which I appreciated). And I give a special thanks to my nextdoor neighbor who finally heard my calls for help and called the police for me.