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Skunk = bad influence on my gf

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by twoblink, Jan 3, 2003.

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  1. twoblink

    twoblink Member

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    We were out to lunch yesterday, and at the restaurant, there was a girl who looked about the same age as my gf, acting very stupid and silly, flirting (the wrong kind of flirting) with all the men.. While of course I blame the rapists and not the victim, her actions are the type that I say "Rapists take as an invitation". So I told my gf how silly the girl was acting, and I hope she [my gf] never becomes like that..

    My gf laughs and says:

    "Me, become like that! Never! That's such an UNTACTICAL way to behave and act.. Where as I'm very tactical.."

    Now you KNOW where she got those words from right?? Skunk obviously is an influence on my gf...
     
  2. Sleeping Dog

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    The way I understand the word, "tactical" means having something to do with black nylon.

    So the gf is "tactical".

    And you're complaining about what?

    Regards.:D
     
  3. twoblink

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    Well, she thinks the HK MP5's look "cool" and so she's basically more tactical then I am.. I'm afraid she's going to seriously eat into MY gun budget :D

    She can't cook either..

    My ex-gf, communist that cooked well, hated guns.

    My current girlfriend, tactical, capitalistic libertarian (is that redundent??) but can't cook.. I'm keeping this one:p
     
  4. BerettaNut92

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    Pick up the SWAT mag review of the heater meals. I gotta check into these for my BOB
     
  5. DMK

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    It's much easier to learn to cook, than to find a girl who's into guns more than just tolerate you owning them.

    You're a lucky guy.
     
  6. Chipperman

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    Buy more guns and eat take out.
    No Problem :cool:
     
  7. 45R

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    Give her the "tactical pans, forks, spoons and Benchmade Kitchen knives. Buy her a "tactical cookbook" and you are set!:evil:
     
  8. PATH

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    Eating or shooting? Guess I'd be losing weight. Your GF sounds like true gem! You sir, are a lucky man. I wish my wife knew how to use the word tactical.:)
     
  9. spacemanspiff

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    ummm, skunk? what does the B.O.B. stand for in the context of your above post? i can only think of one acronym for it, and its not painting a pretty picture....:uhoh:
     
  10. bogie

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    What's with cooking? I cook. Better than many female types. So?
     
  11. 4v50 Gary

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    The only reason why one cooks is because some foodstuff can't be eaten raw. For instance, pasta & rice both have to be cooked since both are kinda hard to eat when they're not. Fruits, wash & go. Salads - what cooking? Steak? Singe on both sides and serve on bread (just like college days).
     
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    "ummm, skunk? what does the B.O.B. stand for in the context of your above post? i can only think of one acronym for it, and its not painting a pretty picture...."

    I would guess he means "Bug out Bag", a pre-pack collection of items ready in case you need to "bug-out" quickly.

    As for cooking, damn guys it's just exposing something to heat!
    90% of all cooking can be done with a propane torch and tongs!!:D
    Except donuts, donuts are an art form and those who practice that art are to be admired.
     
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  13. spacemanspiff

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    ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, its a Bug Out Bag, that makes much more sense that what i was thinking. :eek:
     
  14. 10-Ring

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    aahhh yes...the Skunkabilly factor has now spread over 2 continents! :evil:
     
  15. Frohickey

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    B.O.B. - Bug Out Bag
    G.O.O.D. Pack - Get Out Of Dodge Pack
    S.H.T.F. gear - ***** Hit The F@n gear

    These are all acronym that all TFLers are supposed to know, and THRers should as well.

    Yes, there will be a test later on this. :p
     
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    My girlfriend was raised in Communist China and never thought she would touch a gun in her life... now she goes to the range with me.

    Doesn't hurt that she cooks, has a fantastic personality and is a total babe. I lucked out.

    She is very tactical, by nature. Most women are, with the exception that they seem to all want a big, shiny diamond... how tactical is THAT? It could give away your position, get snagged on something...

    ...help me out here with more reasons diamonds are bad. =)
     
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    They could be traded for needed food/supplies/ammo... wait, that's good.
     
  18. Schuey2002

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    Skunk should just get it over with and start his own country...

    There seems to be alot of people who would join him..:D :D

    I have my tin-foil lined H&K baseball cap on,so his powers have no influence over me...

    :neener: :what: :neener:
     
  19. AZTOY

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    I will join

    But i need to get some more tactical gear first.:banghead:
     
  20. blades67

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    REHAW! Let's go Skunk!:D
     
  21. twoblink

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    Of course, what is going to suck is if my gf starts telling me that I'm eating into HER gun budget... heheheh
     
  22. Frohickey

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    Some of us are not tactical enough to be admitted entry into the Republic of Skunkabillia. :eek:
     
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